I have it all.

22 years old, Body guard,  Big Brother, & known as The Wild Card.

[celestialtbh]

    Yeah we uh — found out last week.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Th-that’s great, Cel. I’m happy for you two.

[mychemicalangelcrackships]

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Big Hemmo Little Hemmo

[celestialtbh]

    no I — yeah, we’d broken up for a bit but got back together over the break. We worked through the issues and all that and now — well, now we’re having a kid. He’s very excited, which is great. 

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

H-having a kid? Like a baby?

[celestialtbh]

      …. but what? can you already tell? I can’t tell… well, I mean, I can — but you know what I mean.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

I thought you and Brody weren't a thing anymore? I take a trip home to Australia and I lose all track of time. 

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

iMessage ➙ person #8 who's number I saved but forgot to enter the name

Poppy: :(

Poppy: Are you sure that's the rule?

Poppy: because it's an unfair one, I just need your name !

Poppy: And now your backstory because I'm curious

Foster: I'm sure...I've heard it on plenty of TV shows

Foster: and Movies

Foster: Backstory?

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

iMessage ➙ person #8 who's number I saved but forgot to enter the name

Poppy: So... will you EVER reveal to me who you are or are we just going to play this never-ending guessing game?

Foster: If I told you...I'd have to kill you.

[fkhailee-blog]

Shift your ass that way, then. You lucked out and ran into someone who doesn’t have their license yet.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

I don’t do cars. Motorcycles get you where you’re going faster. 

[celestialtbh]

       ❝      sorry for leaving like that; Brody and I had to fly out to Boston for a little bit to tell my parents the news. ❞

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Celly! I’m glad you’re back but-

[fkhailee-blog]

I— okay, after we cuddle, just please don’t give me that sad puppy look.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Okay then. Let’s go!

[fkhailee-blog]

Oh god, I’m going to drop you off at your home and then go back to my own home, okay?

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

After we cuddle right? 

[fkhailee-blog]

Mhm, I get to blind people when they’re being annoying, it’s great. I want to take you back to your own home, yep.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Cool. Okay take me home, but I like to cuddle after. 

[fkhailee-blog]

Mm, I kind of guessed that you might have been just a little messed up. It’s Alanna, I do all that lighting stuff that nobody cares about— and you’re a person who should probably be getting home about now.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Lighting? That’s fun. ‘M Foster...and home sounds like a trap. Do you want to take me home?

[ffs-mayhem-blog]

You know what I meant. Lets go, lightweight.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

‘M not a lightweight. I had more than you could ever handle. 

[fkhailee-blog]

I’m pretty sure we do know, though, because no other clocks go backwards when we do it. This crazy little thing called science tells us that.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Man....fuck science. I have no idea who you are but I’m too messed up to be charming. 

[fkhailee-blog]

If you turn the hands of a clock backwards, do you actually turn back time? So many questions and so little answers.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

That’s a good ass question! You’ll never know because time is just a concept we made up a shit ton of a long time ago. 

[ffs-mayhem-blog]

I didn’t mean—- Uhg, come on, let’s get you home, doofus.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

I don’t wanna go home. I wanna go to the hotel. I have people to do and things to see.

[ffs-mayhem-blog]

You can’t have sex with all of your clothes still on. Some parts have to come out.  But you go try it and see what happens.

[fosterhemmingsfireproof-blog]

Not while you’re here. That’s nasty Maymay.