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The devil can be beautiful.

[fcktara-blog]

I get that your heart is broken, but there really isn’t a need to blast Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift songs. The walls in this place aren’t the best and I could definitely hear you crying and playing with that dildo of yours. I’d appreciate it if you stop, some people need some decent amount of sleep in order to act somewhat civilized.

[ffsjo]

I think people need to learn that other people deal with sorrow in different ways. I'm not one to blast Ed Sheeran and Taylor swift 24/7 but, if that makes someone feel some sense of hope, who are we to judge? May I ask how you plan to deal with it?

[shawnfck]

I certainly wouldn’t label myself as one of those. If you would like to believe this is some sort of facade, that’s obviously your choice. As far as I’m concerned, you’re only making conversation with me in order to feed your own ego which I’m not going to assist you on, so if you’d like to continue to think that your presence in my life has somehow served as beneficial, go right ahead. But let me be the first to inform you that is completely false and if anything you’re just a migraine waiting to happen.

[ffsjo]

You can think whatever you want of me. I could really care less. Good luck getting rid of me because you're right -- I am a migraine waiting to happen. 

[shawnfck]

You could not possibly believe the absolute monstrosity that is leaving that mouth of yours. Are you a compulsive liar, by any chance? Or perhaps a comedian?

[ffsjo]

Nope, I'm just a simple girl trying to make conversation with a narcissistic asshole. Are you one of those cliche's that act all rude when actually they have a heart of gold? Because if you are, you're not as interesting as I thought. 

[tophlopez-archive-blog]

Is it just me, or is anyone dissatisfied with the way the beds feel all lumpy and such? Are we allowed to buy new mattresses?  

[tophlopez-archive-blog]

[ffsjo]

People here are so damn picky around here, I swear. But I'm sure if it bothers you that bad, you can request a new mattress. Or buy one. I don't know.

[ffsjo]

i give. i'm headed to bed. it's like 4 am. oh well see you tomorrow!

[clementinefck]

Honestly, all I know about the five steps is that there’s five of them, acceptance being the last. I don’t know though, a few too many cliches and it can start to get a bit bothersome. But thanks man, that’s a nice thought to have. Being alone can suck majorly.

[ffsjo]

I didn't even know that much, so you're already one step in front of me. They can. but you just have to learn to accept them and move on. It's the cliches of life that keep us from going crazy -- while driving us crazy at the same time. Does that make any sense? Probably not. I don't know about that, I like being alone if I'm honest. 

[fcksbrianna]

It’s really nice to meet you too Jo.

[ffsjo]

Is it? Well thank you. How're you?

[shawnfck]

Thank you for all that pointless information that which I did not ask for and would not even wish upon my worst enemy. Our conversation was going well until this, I’m disappointed.

[ffsjo]

Our conversation was definitely not going well until I enlightened you to another world entirely. Let's be honest, though -- if you didn't care, you wouldn't have acknowledged it. So be disappointed all you want, I just made your life better. 

[tristan-burke-deactivated201408]

Well, we can both split the credit for it, if you want. I’m Tristan. Nice to meet you.

[ffsjo]

That'd be rad, but you really don't have to. It's cool to meet you, though, how're you?

[tristan-burke-deactivated201408]

"Am I the only one that thought of that one Michael Jackson song when I read through the flyer? You are not alone… I am here with you..

[ffsjo]

I thought I was being original when I thought of it. I guess not. Hey, I'm Jo. 

[clementinefck]

There’s supposed to be five right? I think I might’ve gone a little out of order, because at first I was pretty upset but I’ve moved past that phase. I’m mostly just sad, I was really looking forward to having something sweet. I mean, why me, why now?

[ffsjo]

I actually think you're going in order, but what do I know? I'm not a shrink or anything. Everybody has their 5-steps but there's one thing you have to remember. Cliches are there to help you, not annoy you. That being said, you are not alone my friend.

[fcksbrianna]

Same here, sometimes when you’re around other people you can’t give hundred percent to the task at hand. Whether that task be forgetting something or not. I’m Nate by the way.

[ffsjo]

Thank god there's at least one person here who hasn't completely lost their shit. Everybody's either too depressed, or too unapproachable. I don't know what I'd rather be, to be honest. JoAnna -- but please call me Jo. It's actually really nice to meet you, Nate. 

[inchoatte]

[shawnfck]

There were two? No wonder. Seriously if you’re that miserable, order room service and let the rest of us eat. My stomach sounded like it was stirring up a fucking storm. How am I? Good question. I’m fine, thank you for asking. However, out of the lack of kindness in my heart, I will not return the favour because frankly, I really don’t give a damn how you’re doing.

[ffsjo]

I do tend to ask the best questions. That was your stomach I heard, huh? Nah, I'm kidding. I know, I'm lame as fuck. Just tryin' to diffuse the tension. I'm actually fine, surprisingly. A bit hungry, but I'm polite enough not to burden you with my petty problems. Thanks for asking, though, you're a sweetheart. 

[clementinefck]

The vending machine ate my dollar a while ago and I’m still reeling from the loss. I swear the rice krispy treats were taunting me afterwards.

[ffsjo]

This just makes me wonder what your stages of grief are, to be honest. 

[fcksbrianna]

Yeah.. I don’t think I’m feeling this whole ‘we’re all hurt so let’s be hurt together’ vibe. 

[ffsjo]

You too? I'd rather just be alone -- or you know, forgetting about it my own way. 

[shawnfck]

Seriously? Well shit, I’m almost sorry for you. Oh, was that you? Then I suppose I’m stuck having to express some sort of gratitude for that. But I don’t owe you anything else. Way to take one for the team, though. 

[ffsjo]

She wasn't the only one holding up the line -- and the lunch lady took care of the other one. So I really don't deserve, nor do I want, your gratitude. But that was sweet of you to offer it. I almost feel obligated to thank you, but I don't feel that obligated -- otherwise I'd actually do it. I will however, out of the kindness of my heart, ask how you are.