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@fcktara-blog
Wes? Tara, have you ever met me? I promise I’m not sleeping with Jay, Wes or you. My life is completely, 100%, totally free from inter-band hook ups. I promise.
Hmmmm, so are you sleeping with anyone? Not in the band and all. COME ON YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!! I promise I’ll keep my mouth shut. Just remember that time I made out with a nerd so he can do my homework for me my senior year of high school, and I told you! This is a good time you can return the favor.
What? I —No, it’s not… I think Wes is confused. I mean, do you really think I would do something like that without telling you? That Wes would find out about it before you did? That’s ridiculous, Tara — I’ve never slept with Jay.
OH THANK GOD! It’s not that I’m relieved or anything, just... You can do better than Jay. You’ve still been sketch, lately... Please don’t tell me you’re sleeping with Wes... Because you can TOTALLY do better than him.
You’ve been quite the sketch lately. Ok- I’m just gonna say it. You better pinky promise you won’t be mad at me. Actually, you should be mad at Wes cause he told me and basically, he’s the reason this started. Well, actually not the actual reason, because- Wait, fuck... Let me just say it: I head you’re sleeping with Jay. Which I’m totally okay with! It’s just, I just want know if you are. Just remember I’m totally okay with and it’s all Wes’ fault.
Okay, Tara. I’m just kidding, alright? Could you relax and stop insisting on the idea that I care about you two fucking? And wow, hold back your kinks to when you’re with Jay, babe.
Why else were you all butt hurt earlier?! I’m sure it wasn’t just because I didn’t tell you. Because you never asked for me to tell you each person I had sex with. But, yeah, right, right. I should save all my kinks for you, huh? I’m sure you love them. Don’t want them to go to waste.
Well, glad you told me in advance this time. True friend right there.
Jesus Christ! You’re such a wank! It’s amazing how you can go from a pissed dick face to a smug ass cunt. Why the fuck does us sleeping together bother you so much!? You don’t care if I go off with any other guy. I literally want to strangle you so bad. You don’t understand how much energy it takes to hold back.
I am when you’re the one running after me for a change.
That’s it. I’m sleeping with Jay again. You’re pissing me off.
I clearly wasn’t today and there you were asking what was wrong and wanting my attention.
Well, aren’t you one smug asshole?
God, Tara, you’re so obsessed with me.
Sure, mhm, yet you’re the one who’s all over me.
I’m done with your sarcasm to be honest. Go away.
We come in a package, Wes. Wherever you go, I go and wherever I go, you go. I can’t just go away. It’ll break our package policy, to be honest.
You are basically me, Tara. You’ve got all that too and…………………….The sarcasm is unnecessary.
How can I be you?! We’re two totally different people? That doesn’t make sense, does it now? You love me and my sarcasm Admit it.
Oh, c’mon. I don’t care about looks, Tara. I’m just not into the dating thing, I don’t need a relationship to be happy, you know? I’m in a cool band, with cool people, partying whenever I feel like. I’m happy, don’t you worry. Well, Jes cuddle sessions and a few one night stands do the trick, Tara. I can guarantee you that.
Sounds like you’re living the life. Damn I really wish I was you right now. I mean, music, sex, and coolness?! Zoo wee mama! Look at you being all mature and standing up for yourself. Right on, babe. You no longer have to have my brother speak for you.
I’m not shitting on Friends. I’m shitting on your stupid idea, hence why I said stupid idea. Semi-crap… Jeez, Tara, thanks. Berlin… Yeah, no, stop. I’m alright single, don’t worry about that. I’m getting all the love I need whenever I need it, so.
Berlin may have a messed up nose, but it’s what on the inside that counts. Fine, ugh. Wes you’re the hardest person to make happy. Jes cuddle sessions doesn't count as love, but whatever floats your boat.
I mean — I think, yeah. I don’t know. Ok, don’t use Friends for a stupid idea like that, Tara. I’m not going to date Bianca. She’s my friend, like… Seriously? Would you let the angel of the band date a crap like me? Jay surely wouldn’t. Those aren’t looks. Those are glares, Tara. I’m not gonna try anything, god. And stop calling me wussy!
Don’t shit on Friends, Wesley, I mean it. Hey, hey, you’re not all crap. You’re like semi-crap. I would date you if I could, don’t down on yourself like that. Fine, ok, no Bianca, but how about that girl Berlin? The person who does our wardrobe? She’s pretty cute, Wussy.
Thanks, but I’m already friends with myself. Well, have you seen your hair? I’d do the same. Ok, I’m joking but I doubt the creeps come talk to you only when I’m with you. Ok, Tara, shut up. I mean, Bianca is my friend. That’d be weird. And she’s clearly not into my nice ass. Apparently all the girls in this band have a thing for mister grumpy pants.
So? I’m your friend. That doesn’t mean you wouldn’t date me. I mean look at Chandler and Monica. Those two were friends and now their married. You don’t have a valid argument here, Wussy. Just at least try to date the girl. I see the looks she gives you.
Right. And what do I get for being friends with you, loser? Oh, c’mon. We still have a great time though? And please, it’s not like I keep you from getting guys, they still flirt with you whenever I go to the toilet or something. Thought I told you to stop calling me that. You do realize that I didn’t get to get a girlfriend for myself? Do you really think I’ll be able to find someone for you?
You get the blessing of being friends with the almighty. I guess that’s true, but I only get the creeps, though. Did I tell you about that time how one guy told me he wanted to make a sweater out of my hair? God, I still get nightmares. Dude, just date Bianca. You two would look cute together.
They are twats or else you would still be with them, but it’s good to know that I was right all along about them. Also, I have no reason to be jealous, Tara. Actually, I have one which is me losing my wing girl.
Good point. This is why I need you around. You’re literally my brain, without you I’d probably be dead by now. You know, you call me a wing girl, but that shit never works. They always end up thinking that we’re dating and literally everyone backs off, man. Whenever I’m with you at clubs and bars and shit like that, no one ever flirts with me anymore, but hey I’m not complaining. I get to spend time with my wussy. You know what?! You should start picking my boyfriends out for me. That won’t cause much trouble and I trust you, so...
Nah. He ain’t that much of a twat. Your ex before him was an asshole though.
Oh please, calling my exes twats isn't going to help with that horrible case of jealousy that you've got, baby.
