wtfgracehelbig:
Oh no, I am too clumsy to be Timberlake. He has so much groove and all I have are a pair of long legs too disproportioned to the rest of my body. They are like the neck of giraffes and see how weird giraffes are? They are the Michael Cera of animals. Even if I was, you are Taylor Swift. I assure you every tween today prefers to be called Taylor Swift than Justin Timberlake. Well, what can I say? You caught me red-handed. Literally, I painted a chair the other day and the paint won’t come off. But Pinterest is a real passion of mine, the entire thing is stupidly beautiful. Not to mention there is no way of making that Loft better. It’s gracious and beautiful and so real, like you. Yaaaaaaaaas, I now have to make a Snat to tell everyone the good news, this is literally the greatest moment of my life, and I’ve seen a French Bulldog eating french fries off a Red Solo cup before. My proudest moment in life, for my third book I shall write the entire experience that is being in the greatest squad of all time after Jesus Christ’s. Oh please, you are like to cool parent whom kids are proud of, the ones they bring to parties. I am the weird parent they leave at home watching the dogs. I don’t know how the rest of Youtube would feel about that but I say sure, now I can officially call you a Youtuber in my eyes. Oh, you will love Hannah. She is the sweet, intelligent, hipster, cool aunt/librarian. Actually the day before we met I went to your concert with her but we didn’t got to meet you then. You should meet her soon. I know, we should stop sleeping and dedicate 24/7 to squad duties. That is a terrible idea, me.
You’d be shocked how secretly clumsy that man is. You are totally the female Justin Timberlake, take this compliment and run with it. Everyone loves JT! Re-using jokes from your movie, I see? Brilliant. I see a Pinterest career in your near future. You know, if Youtube ends up failing for you. I mean, it won’t, but just in case. You’ve got a back up plan and those are good to have. I say this, as I have no back up plan if my career dies. Oh my God, quiet with all of that! You are just as gracious and beautiful and real, if not more. Especially the beautiful part. Your friend Mamrie was very intimidating therefore I didn’t get to say as much as I would have liked to, but if I did, I totally would have gushed about how beautiful you are. Seriously. Should I know what a Snat is? I’m so behind on all of these cool hip trends nowadays, the Internet is failing me. Or am I really failing myself here? Who knows. Please be sure to send me a copy of that third book, autographed and everything. You are full of it, trust me. I’m the lame parent that the kids are embarrassed to have, the one that spends her time gushing about how proud she is of all her children and stays home making cross stitches and forcing her cats to love her. Oh, Gracie. You are aware I know of this, right? I wanted to meet you then but you left early! Such a shame. But it all worked out in the end, didn’t it? I say you introduce me to her very soon. I’m not too sure, but I think we need sleep to survive? I’m just guessing, though. I could be wrong.
