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So after a super long wait… the Sylleblossom pins are finally here!!! Take a look at them here! 💐

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Who has the smelliest farts XD

a serious question deserves a serious answer

Noctis: Noctis refuses to eat healthy, and therefore his farts are pretty damn terrible. He has a tendency to let out a silent yet deadly one that leaves everyone coughing.

Prompto: Prompto generally eats lean and healthy except for the occasional cheat meal, which leads to frequent flatulence but doesn’t necessarily smell bad.

Gladio: Gladio eats lots of protein and cup noodles and therefore has the most rancid farts of them all. The boys would swear the Regalia was having engine problems if it weren’t for the tell tale smell.

Ignis: Has the least smelly farts simply because he has the most balanced diet. Sometimes he lets out odorless toots that catch them all off guard.

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How's their penmanship?

Noctis: Tall, skinny letters - not totally sloppy but not perfect either. Noctis had it drilled in him from a young age to have neat handwriting, so that it’d look nice on official documents.

Prompto: Bubbly, round letters slightly squished together. He doesn’t write obnoxiously big, but enough to fit comfortably between lines.

Gladio: Surprisingly nice handwriting, but due to the fact he doesn’t write often it always starts out sloppy. If you compare the first and last words he wrote on a paper you’d swear it was by two different people. He writes in all capital letters reminiscent of script-type writing.

Ignis: His handwriting is so flawless it almost looks like a font. Graceful, sweeping letters like a mix between cursive and print.

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quick update

hey guys, just wanted to let you know that i’m back in college right now and the workload i’m experiencing right now is ridiculous, so that’s why we’ve been pretty inactive for a couple weeks. we might some posts out maybe during the weekend if i have time, but i can’t guarantee any consistency 😔

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So... I have this thought that Ignis is a corgi afficionado. He has like 4 and he gives them cutesy/sophisticated names like Sherry, Rosie, Winston, Geoffrey, etc. He just loves corgis so flippin much with all their energy and floof. He knits sweaters for them, too.

great concept I LOVE IT

they can hang out with his sweater wearing cat penelope

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GOD PLEASE I NEED KINK/NSFW HEADCANONS ABOUT THE BOYS™ SPECIFICALLY NOCT

i mean we have this for ya if that’s what you’re looking for :-)

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How do they procrastinate?

Noctis: A “productive” procrastinator. Instead of doing work he’s supposed to do, he spends hours organizing his closet or cleaning his room. This is the only time he’d actually voluntarily clean his room.

Prompto: The exact opposite of Noctis in that he doesn’t get anything done while procrastinating. He plays video games for a couple hours, then gets on the computer at 10 pm ready to start whatever he was putting off but ends up on the weird side of Youtube watching conspiracy videos.

Gladio: Underestimates how much effort his work will require and puts it off to the last minute because he works well under pressure. Gladio usually can get a lot done with “due the next day” adrenaline but now and then he gets too much on his plate.

Ignis: Doesn’t procrastinate in the usual sense that he puts off what he’s doing, but Ignis gets so caught up in perfecting his work that he never finishes. Just when he moves on to the next step Ignis thinks of a way to improve the previous work and gets caught up in an endless cycle.

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How do the boys age? Y'know, who's going bald, gray etc?

Noctis: He’s the type to look good for his age up until he reaches 70 and it hits him all at once. Gets a decent amount of wrinkles, but they aren’t too deep. Like Regis, he’d have a full head of hair well into old age.

Prompto: His face gets fuller, and he also gets a few gray hairs. He ends up dyeing them before they get out of control. Prompto also finally decides to change his hair, going for a short side part that is significantly more tame but still familiar.

Gladio: Doesn’t start to gray for a surprisingly long time, but the deep laugh lines and crows feet make up for it. Once those grays start to show Gladio opts for a braided man bun to keep his mane contained.

Ignis: Virtually ageless, save for the salt-and-pepper hair he starts developing in his mid-forties. Once Ignis starts going gray he chooses to not color it and goes for the au naturale™ look. His hair would thin a little, but he wouldn’t go bald.

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Favorite youtubers/type of videos?

Noctis: LORE. Explains the lore and plot of different video games and anime in 1-2 minutes.

Prompto: chuggaconroy. A let’s player known for his puns and love of Nintendo games.

Gladio: vagabrothers. Two brothers who document their worldwide travels.

Ignis: AtHomeWithNikki. Home decorator who gives tips on organization and cleaning.

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What type of apps do you think the boys would have on their phones? E.g who would have the dating sims, who would have the arcade Flappy Bird esque games etc. Stuff like that. ewe

Noctis: Clash Royale, Night Screen, Fishidy, Grubhub

Prompto: Instagram, Kingdom Hearts Unchained x, Tinder, Appy Gamer, Snapchat

Gladio: MyFitnessPal, Instagram, Kindle, Amazon

Ignis: Evernote, Etsy, Pinterest, The Room

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Imagine this: Ignis having a black cat as a pet named Ebon (ebony).😏

dangggg, a huge missed opportunity on our part 😞

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My Sania cosplay from Final Fantasy XV. I can’t get over how well received she was!  Honestly, I didn’t have a FFXV group to be part of. I did her solo, and was afraid to debut her by myself without said group- but people were shouting from the stairs “Sania! Sania! You’re so cute!” and my heart melted T_T. Thank you to everyone who recognized me,  I can’t wait to wear her again! Please feel free to re-post, etc. just mention that i’m Toot Toot Cosplay !  @ffxv @finalfantasyxv @finalfantasythings @ffxv-headcanons @finalfantasycentral

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:O perfect!!!

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Any nicknames for their dongs... asking for a friend *sweats nervously*

Noctis: Leviathan

Prompto: The Tripod

Gladio: Deadeye

Ignis: Eggs Benedick

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what would they name their pets??????

we also did what kind of pet they would have too!

What type of pet would they have:

Noctis: He would have a Bombay cat. Cool and sleek like Noctis could only dream of being.

Prompto:  Prompto would own a Golden Retriever . Pure like an angel.

Gladio: He’d own a Great Dane. A big dog that is also kind.

Ignis: Ignis would have a Sphynx cat with a sweater he knit himself. Ignis enjoys cats, but not all the hair that comes with them.  

What they would name their pets!

Noctis: Bagheera, as a reference to the panther from The Jungle Book. Puts way too much thought into his pet’s name.

Prompto: Cecil, after the protagonist of FFIV. Names his pet as a reference to a TV show or game. It seems subtle enough until someone actually knows where the name is from.

Gladio: Leonidas, Leo for short. Would name his pet after a historical figure, most likely from a book he’s read.

Ignis: Something elegant, like Penelope.  That one guy that gives his pet a human name.

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How much dirt do they have on each other? As in embarrassing stories and blackmail material? C:

Noctis: He has the most dirt on Prompto just because of how often they hung out in high school. Probably the worst incident was when Noctis crashed at his place for the night and asked Prompto if he had any spare towels. Thinking nothing of it, Prompto points him to the closet, where Noctis grabs the most stiff and crusty towel he’s ever laid his hands upon.

Prompto: Prompto takes so many photos of everyone he’s bound to have a few unflattering ones, but for some reason he frequently catches Noctis off guard. As a result, he has tons of photos of Noctis he’s kept secret for prime blackmail material. One photo that especially shouldn’t see the light of day is of Noctis fresh out the shower. Hair: messy, dick: out.

Gladio: Gladio and Ignis both have tons of dirt on Noctis and Prompto, but choose not to make light of it just because of how devastating it would be for the two of them. Gladio is also the only one that knows about Ignis’ unexpected taste in music; he comes back early from an excursion to find Ignis alone in the tent, blasting nightcore from a tiny radio.

Ignis: Ignis has dirt on pretty much all the guys, but Noctis in particular he could ruin if he had the desire to. He consistently cleaned Noctis’s apartment, and that means Ignis has seen every embarrassing magazine and comic Noctis owns. It was one fateful day Ignis decided to go the extra mile and clean under Noctis’s bed when he discovered some… unsavory material. Ignis put the “paraphernalia” back in it’s place and continued about his day best he could.

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the-sweet-liar replied to your post “The boys in: a slasher movie! (in which everyone dies) so here’s...”

"he's the recipeh now" ,,,,,,,,, I'M DECEASED THIS IS GOLD

we couldn’t resist

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the boys as candle scents!

Noctis: Berry Trifle. “The mouth-watering fragrance of fresh berries, tangy and sharp, nestled on a white bed of soft vanilla cream - delicious!”

Prompto: Pink Sands. “It’s an exotic island escape in the beautiful mix of bright citrus, sweet florals, and spicy vanilla.” 

Gladio: Crisp Fall Night.  “The autumn evening invites with brisk earthniess and dreamy lavender.”

Ignis: Cafe al Fresco. “The warm air of a bustling outdoor cafe kissed with sweet notes of cinnamon, coffee, and a dash of caramel.”