*hits you over the head with the German homophobic euphemism list*
A “Weichei” is a wimp or wussie, the opposite of a “real man.” A recent-ish phenomena in the German language was the construction of compound words to describe a person who is a ‘weichei’ - e.g. der Eincremer (a man who uses skin lotion). Here’s a list of some of the more creative ones:
der Ampelgelb-Bremser = a man who brakes for a yellow light
der Abschiedsheuler = a man who weeps when saying good-bye
der Apfelschäler = a man who peels an apple (before eating it)
der Balkonraucher = a man who goes out on the balcony to smoke
der Beipackzettel-Leser = a man who reads warning labels on drug prescriptions
der Cabrio-geschlossen-Fahrer = a man who drives a convertible with the top up
der Chef-Witz-Lacher = a man who laughs at the boss’s jokes
der Eincremer = a man who uses skin lotion
der Festnetztelefonierer = a man who telephones using a land-line
der Frauenversteher = a man who understands women
der Geheimzahl-Aufschreiber = a man who writes down a PIN
der Handschuhträger = a glove-wearer
der Kassenzettel-Nachprüfer = a man who checks the cash-register receipt
der Klamotten-am-Vorabend-Ausleger = a man who lays out his clothes the night before
der Landungsklatscher = a man who applauds when the plane lands
der Mittelspurfahrer = a man who drives in the middle lane
der Quotenopfer = a (self-proclaimed) victim of quotas
der Rechts-Links-Wangen-Bussi-Geber = a right-left-cheek peck-giver
der Schattenparker = a man who parks in the shade
der Sitzpinkler = a man who sits to pee
der Sockenfalter = a man who folds his socks
der Tastaturabdecker = a man who covers the keyboard
der Unterhosenbügler = a man who irons his underpants
der Vorwärtseinparker = a man who drive forwards into a parallel parking space
der Warmduscher = a man who takes warm showers
der Weinschorle-Trinker = a man who drinks wine-spritzers
Der Badehaubenduscher = a man who wears a bathing cap in the bath.
Der Dauer-Ja-Sager = a man who always says yes.
Der Dekolletéewegseher = a man who looks away from breasts.
Der Draußenraucher = a man who smokes outside.
Der Dunkelliebemacher = a man who has sex with the lights off.
Der Feinrippträger = man who wears fine-rib clothes.
Der Geschenkpapier-exakt-Zusammenleger = a man who folds the wrapping paper precisely.
Der Heimlich-Porno-Schauer = a man who watches porn secretly.
Der Hut-und-Häkelkissen-Autofahrer = a terrible (/”sunday”) driver basically.
Der Im-Urlaub-Sonnenliegen-Reservierer = a man who reserves sunloungers on holiday.
Der Kekseintunker = a man who dunks biscuits in his drinks.
Der Mausimama-dir-ins-Öhrchen-Haucher = a man who whispers “Mausimama” (a cringey pet name) to you.
Der Mutti-für-die-beste-Köchin-Halter = a man who thinks their mom’s the best cook (mommy’s boy)
Der Pfennigfuchser = a penny-pincher.
Der Schonbezügler = a man who uses a ‘protective cover’ n the bed..
Der Sissi-Film-Flenner = a man who blubbers in films.
Der Sparschwein-Sparer = a man who saves money in a piggybank.
Der Stubenhocker = a couch potato.
Der Talkshowgucker = a man who watches talkshows.
Der Wie-war-ich-Frager = a man who asks “how he was” after sex.
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