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[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[clover11-10]

Behold the Fuck You buffet

[madgastronomer]

So, I never came out to my evil grandmother, for two reasons. One, my dad asked me please not to because he didn’t want to deal with her shit, and two, see “evil”. Not fucking worth it. I was glad she died before I got married.

These were her mama’s biscuits, and her mama was a mean old woman, too. I’ll spite ‘em both and post it for y’all.

Angel Biscuits 2 pkg. yeast 1 T. warm water 2 T. sugar

5 C. sifted flour 3 t. baking powder rounded 1 1/2 t. salt 1/2 t. baking soda rounded 1 C. shortening or oleo 2 C. buttermilk Dissolve yeast in water and sugar. Sift flour, baking powder, salt and soda into a large bowl. Cut in shortening. Add buttermilk and yeast mixture. Mix well. Turn dough out onto a floured board and knead 2 or 3 times. Roll dough out 1/2 inch thick. Cut biscuits. Let set 45 minutes to 1 hour to rise. Bake at 400F. for 12-15 minutes. Note: Dough may be stored in a plastic bag in the refrigerator until needed.

[slay-gal]

This is excellent.

[campflabanabba-deactivated20210]

this post is a true gift

[fhc-lynn]

Since someone mentioned a revenge green bean casserole, here you go. I follow my evil grandmother's recipe this way, and it turns out rather well for me, every harvest time holiday, but one can always replace the canned beans with frozen or fresh. 'Cause gods know fresh always tastes better, when you can afford it. 1 can green beans, long cut 1 can mushroom soup 2 tablespoons dried minced onions 1 tablespoon dried minced garlic 1 container of French's fried onions (canned goods aisle, usually, if you've never seen these) Preheat to 325. Mix the beans, the soup, the minced onions, and the minced garlic. Pour into your baking dish. Bake this thing for about 30 minutes (longer if you needed a giant batch or if it hasn't turned a bit golden across the top; I am the most haphazard of cooks), and then add the French's fried onions across the top. Put the mess back in the oven for 10-15 minutes, until the fried onions look crispy. Not burned, just crispy. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as I always do.

[fhc-lynn]

Give me your hands...

...if we be friends. Ahem. Never mind. I make a terrible Puck. Onward.

Apartment, check.

Internet, check.

Tumblr... Well, then.

As noted last time, I might not be around here...at all. I have a Dreamwidth account, a Pillowfort account, and a Twitter account. Feel free to find me somewhere; I tend to keep the same name, if I can. And now I’m off to stare in horror at the dates on the AO3 inbox and bang my head at the delay... Oi.

[fhc-lynn]

So, I come back to post the news that I finally have an apartment (moving in this weekend! just in time for the last half of the holiday season), so internet could finally be a thing again more than once a week, and I find tumblr has deleted my avatar and banned half my personality.

Oh, well. I feel like I’m paraphrasing a TMG song, but I guess I’ll be waiting on Pillowfort for my date. Ahem. Same username. I think I’m easy enough to find? Hopefully, I’ll be around and seeing people soon.

[fhc-lynn]

update

So, yeah, I’m still alive. My internet time is stupidly limited and massively cranky (mobile data), so I reserve it.

So, I got a better paying job with health insurance within a week of my last update. Place is letting me have all the overtime I can handle as they need all the help they can get right now. I might even have enough to move out of the garage next paycheck. It’s a very happy making thought since I was squeezed down to ten bucks there for a while. They also gave me a nametag calling me a superhero. In light of Captain Asshat, I’m feeling much better now.

Suki and the Overlord are enjoying the new circumstances. Suki likes the new walking thing, and the Overlord has so much to get into now. So much. A co-worker sent her a toy today that lights up when it’s hit. She’s thrilled. She’s also clawing my leg to tell me it’s bedtime. Hrmph.

Anyway, I’m hoping that with the moving thing, I can start being social again, online as well as offline. Hope everyone else is also having a pick-up, of sorts, right now. And a belated Happy Halloween.

--Lynn

[fhc-lynn]

So, some of you know I’ve been having some personal issues over here with regard to my living situation.

I’m living with a longtime friend and her mother. I was invited in after her father died. Some few years after that, my longtime friend suggested I quit my job and try to write professionally while she supported me. Her mother agreed to this plan, and we were going along all right. Now friend’s mother has a boyfriend. Mother wanted him to move in, and supposedly he knew and was okay with the situation.

But now? I don’t do enough. I do nothing right. Everything I say becomes an argument. I clearly know nothing. I’m just using them for a free ride. And if you’re not a straight, white, male naturally born US citizen, he has not one good word to say about you. He can’t even address me by my fucking name. Hell,  I got yelled at tonight for making dinner.

I’ve never been a girl, appearances aside, thanks, and haven’t been a baby in at least three decades, depending on one’s reckoning. The last time I spent so much time crying in my room, I was fifteen and attempted suicide.

Fuck this shit.

So I’ve talked with my brother today, and having come out of the same household, he knew exactly what I meant i said Boyfriend reminds me of our grandmother. He’s got room for me and the Overlord, at least until I get a job and place of my own. I’ve done this before, I can bloody well do this again.

But if I’m even less around than before (because I’m so around right now, pfft), that’s why. 

[fhc-lynn]

Update:

I have been at my brother’s house a little over a week. He let me bring my dog Suki, too, so it’s been the three of us in a small room. He kept apologizing, and I pointed out I was crammed into a bedroom half this size before. Also, I was dealing with an asswipe. I’m on kind of cranky wifi right now. Discord it likes, sometimes, but Tumblr it despises all the time. Heh.

Anyway, I went to an interview this morning and got hired within thirty minutes. My brother’s afraid that, combined with a recent high turnover rate, that means it’s a shitty job, but having worked WalMart on xmas eve and not quit because of it, I think I can safely say my bar for shitty is pretty extreme. It generally requires verbal or physical threat from a co-worker.

It’s a professional clothing store, so there’s air conditioning, no food, and the customers should at least be clean. That’s well above my last three jobs. And if the pay doesn’t match my last job, well, I didn’t start there where I wanted to there, either. Honestly, I got the vibe the manager just wants an adult to close like he has an adult for opening. Having been a key-holding closer when I worked at a dry cleaners, two decades ago, we’re good.

So, next large goal is my own little apartment. Maybe with a patio for the dog to enjoy some sun and definiely some wifi for me to enjoy.

I did catch the replies and privates messages (given Tumblr, I’ll say I hope I did), and I want to thank you guys for the well wishes. It means a lot, in the situation. Moving is stressful, and this is a hard way to go about it, So it helped just hearing hopeful words.

[fhc-lynn]

So, some of you know I've been having some personal issues over here with regard to my living situation.

I'm living with a longtime friend and her mother. I was invited in after her father died. Some few years after that, my longtime friend suggested I quit my job and try to write professionally while she supported me. Her mother agreed to this plan, and we were going along all right. Now friend's mother has a boyfriend. Mother wanted him to move in, and supposedly he knew and was okay with the situation.

But now? I don't do enough. I do nothing right. Everything I say becomes an argument. I clearly know nothing. I'm just using them for a free ride. And if you're not a straight, white, male naturally born US citizen, he has not one good word to say about you. He can't even address me by my fucking name. Hell,  I got yelled at tonight for making dinner.

I've never been a girl, appearances aside, thanks, and haven't been a baby in at least three decades, depending on one's reckoning. The last time I spent so much time crying in my room, I was fifteen and attempted suicide.

Fuck this shit.

So I've talked with my brother today, and having come out of the same household, he knew exactly what I meant i said Boyfriend reminds me of our grandmother. He's got room for me and the Overlord, at least until I get a job and place of my own. I've done this before, I can bloody well do this again.

But if I'm even less around than before (because I'm so around right now, pfft), that's why. 

[fhc-lynn]

Minor update? Still here, just still dealing with visiting family.

Got an email notice about a new follower and since the name honestly looked like a porn bot, I made time to get on and double check. Not a porn bot. But the header did state the owner was a minor.

So a reminder: this blog is tagged nsfw. I have no desire to change that. That means I don’t want to interact with minors. I will block you if you, as a minor, try to follow me. 

No games. No discussions. No anything. I will straight up block you as soon as I know you’re a minor. I am under no obligation to interact with you.  Go have fun on the sfw sites, thanks.

[fhc-lynn]

So, the queue has trickled out. Don’t worry. We have family visiting. Should be back after. 

[trashbending]

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[spaceexp]

The Jellyfish Nebula in an ocean of gas and dust

via reddit

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[defydamage]

Because I love you all. Only watch Grave of the Fireflies if you want to be emotionally fucked up for a solid week. It’s about two kids in the aftermath of the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and it doesn’t pull any punches.

Don’t get me wrong I think everyone should watch it at least once but it will fuck you up hard.

[milamai]

The Japanese bridge in Claude Monet’s Garden. Giverny, France (by Milamai)

[urbnbullshitters]

MOON LAMPS…THEY’RE BACK GUYS!!! 

So remember around Christmas time last year, everyone was OBSESSED with these moon lamps? Well, they are back and this time they listened to our requests. Before they only changed to 3 different colors, but now you can make the moon whatever color you want! There’s nothing I love more than a Red Moon :D 

Check them out HERE

[ink-in-hand]

@crowoflight

[eerian-sadow]

I have a mighty need

[mossful]

red cup fungi

[theolddracoqueen22]

Sneaky-peek at the recently finished first draft of DeceptiProwl AU arc one which is one part political drama, one part murder mystery, and one part background brewing romance and all parts canon blender divergence.

Chancellor Bracket, the first proposer of the Decepticon Registration Act, had been murdered in his habsuite last night. Now, he’s Prowl’s problem. Prowl alone because apparently they aren’t assigning him another partner.

Prowl tells himself it’s fine. He works better without one anyway. There’s no one to slow him down, no one to get in the way, no one to question his logical plans of action.

He feels the weight of the rejection nonetheless. The invisible brand on his forehead that marks him as cursed. A troublemaker. Unemployable.

Prowl continues to do his job regardless. He visits the Chancellor’s habsuite, marked off for investigation, and takes a look for himself. The file had contained all relevant information and evidence gathered by the crime scene technicians, but Prowl prefers what he can see with his own optics.

At first glance, the conclusion is obvious: Chancellor Bracket was murdered by a supporter or participant of the Decepticon movement. Pit, it could have been one of the branded mechs even. They’ve got all the proof they need in the massive Decepticon brand painted lurid on the wall, paint running in wet streaks to pool on the floor. Like a calling card.

A really obvious, really stupid calling card.

According to the file, Chancellor Bracket had been shot. Three taps. Spark. Cog. Processor. The weapon is likely to be a handblaster of some kind, judging by the lack of gore and other mess staining the interior.

Prowl crouches over the marked off zone where Bracket’s corpse had been found. Nothing’s been cleaned. Fluids still stain the meshcarpet.

Precision shots, he’d guess. Though he has to see the corpse to be sure. Professional work. Or at least, someone who’s been trained to handle a weapon. Not your average Decepticon. If it was indeed a Decepticon.

He stands. There’s no sign of a struggle. No sign of forced entry. It’s as if Bracket had stood there, waiting to be shot. He’d known and/or trusted his killer. Possibly both.

This doesn’t meant it wasn’t a Decepticon. Though to leave a mark behind is a sign of sloppiness. Or arrogance. It could have been a Decepticon, Prowl supposes. One who is flying under the radar, who hasn’t outwardly joined the rebellion, but supports it from the inside. That seems more sophisticated than the ragtag nature of the group, however.

Hmm.

His optics lift to the message scrawled on the wall again. ‘You are being deceived.’ The Decepticon rallying cry. Everyone knows it. Anyone can duplicate it.

It’s too convenient. Too easy. Prowl doesn’t trust easy.

His frown deepens.

There’s more to this. He’s sure of it.

[flanoirbunny]

expectation:

reality:

[cannedviennasnausage]

 #any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that

truer words have never been spoken

[lithuanian-polish-commonwea-blog]

I share that headcanon. c:

[flanoirbunny]

>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon

[patto-senpain]

#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT

[egrizzzzzzzzzzzz]

Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.

[zeldanoodles-deactivated2014122]

Made. My. Life.

[knicks-knacks]

AO3: was literally made so that no one could get censored and so that anyone can post anything they like or want. was literally made by fans into weird things when NSFW and kink stuff started to get purged from other sites, literally made to avoid this exact thing so that people could express their god damn selves

some ignorant fucking dumbass: I wish there wasnt any (problematic thing) on AO3 they should delete all the fics like that ://///

like it’s so damn frustrating. the people who made AO3 made it BECAUSE they were fed up with shit like that. They were fed up of their fics being deleted and censored. So they went and made their own site where anything could be posted. They took fucking initiative, they didn’t just sit and whine and hope that the sites would change and appeal to their whims. They went and did it themselves.

If y'all are SOOOO god damn fed up of “problematic” things, if you’re soooooo fed up with just shippy fics in general and want nothing but gen and fluff and rainbows and puppies

GO. MAKE. YOUR. OWN. SITE.

dont just whine and whine and whine it does nothing. the people who didnt want to be censored took it upon themselves to go and make something where they could do whatever they want. you want a site that’s nothing but censorship and is basically a kiddie zone, no one over 18 allowed? THEN GO DO THAT