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The alien could feel the desire to bear his teeth at the other but instead grits them. Humans, always so cocky and at the worst times! Well, not much unlike him… but that was beside the point.

❝Shut it, little ears, nobody’s got time for this! Do you want the thrill ride to catch these pathetic excuses of beings, or not?❞ Maybe it’s a little rash, maybe… but it gets his anger across just fine.

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S sighed, pinching his brow. “X, an Atwallen was seen in the vicinity when the Clevnusi Councilman was shot.” He responded “That doesn’t automatically mean they pulled the trigger. Hell, where would they even find a class 3 Ion Pistol? They live off the street, for crying out loud.”

S pulled a stick of gum out of his pocket, gazing at X as he unwrapped it. “Look, X...” S said, pausing only to place the stick in his mouth “I’ll help you, but only on two conditions. One, I call the shots. I don’t want you jumping the gun and compromising the entire mission. And two...”

S blew a bubble in front of X, punctuating the act with a loud pop, likely in an attempt to annoy the other.

“....I want to hear a ‘Please’.”

“Since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, I don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.” // hope this is okay. If not feel free to ignore me.

“Oh, what’s this?” S chuckled, folding his arms and leaning against the wall “The great Agent X can’t find an Atwallen slum? But I thought you were sooo superior to me in every way.”

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*: ･ﾟ✧ interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

“ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”

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F#%K OFF! — Thirty Sentence Prompts for an Argument

[01] “Are we seriously arguing about this?” [02] “I’ll say it again. Slowly, this time, so even you can understand it.” [03] “Oh, I’ll watch my fucking language, just fucking watch me! Fuck, fuck, fuck!” [04] “You were aiming for me then, weren’t you?” [05] “Don’t try and make this all about you, not again!” [06] “What if I spent the next half-hour talking to you like you talk to me?” [07] “Look at you, running away. Can’t handle what you dish out?” [08] “Why are you so damn stubborn?!” [09] "I’M NOT SHOUTING!” [10] “Put! It! Down!”

[11] “Wow, your throat must be real sore after that tantrum!” [12] “Come again? I don’t think I heard you the first time, there.” [13] “Don’t you dare point your finger at me!” [14] “No, no! Don’t drag [him/her/them] into this!” [15] “You really think you’re the only one hurting here? Fuck off.” [16] “Oh, my God, are you—are you crying? Over this?” [17] “Well, I wouldn’t’ve done it if you weren’t always assuming I can read your mind!” [18] “You’re the one acting crazy here, not me!” [19] “You make me so angry, I could just—grruh!” [20] “Go ahead, smash everything. That’ll prove your point, right?”

[21] “I don’t care that you don’t like it. I’ll [say/do] it again!” [22] “You’d better not! Do you have any idea how much that costs?!” [23] “You really think this will patch everything up between us?” [24] “So what? You’re finished? What does that even mean?” [25] “Uh-uh! You are not walking out of this one!” [26] “What are you going to do? Hit me?” [27] “Why don’t you save us a lot of time and energy and just admit you’re wrong!” [28] “God, just fuck you, man! I wish I never ran into your sorry ass!” [29] “Perhaps you need to realise you’re not as great as you think you are.” [30] “Yeah, I got all your [texts/emails/letters] and, no, I didn’t read any of them.”