Juno ReiLynn

22/any pronouns I exist and that’s all I care about

[distortion-apologist]

Yo, my name is Juno (named after the detective, not the goddess), I’m a 22 year old, non-binary, bisexual fly on the wall. my likes tend to change with the tide. I have ADHD and probably on the spectrum so that’s probably why.

Currently back on my TMA bullshit I fear 😛

Hyperfixated on library organization as well

DINOSAURS 🫵🏻🤯

[contractedcontractor]

Why are bad things happening to mutuals. Nothing bad should ever happen to mutuals. Stop. #ilovemymutuals

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[distortion-apologist]

Smth smth my dick has led me places I wouldn’t even go with a gun smth smth

[dogpuppy]

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[parasite-core]

This is why pirating is morally correct. It would be a tragedy to lose a masterpiece like Goncharov just because Poob can’t be bothered to keep a cult classic up.

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

how talented!

[mynqzo]

finished my first semester oufh god finally blorbo time

[distortion-apologist]

Working retail will really have you gossiping about divorce with a 55 year old woman named Kelley who works three jobs.

[timmy-06]

the bat nest 🦇

[eiiegeia]

humans still look disguuusttt when eat

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[djo]

STEVE HARRINGTON and ROBIN BUCKLEY Stranger Things | 3.01: Suzie, Do You Copy?

[crackshipsandregret]

Project Hail Mary in a nutshell

[distortion-apologist]

Granny Appreciation Post Time 🤩

(1950-2026)

My Granny:

-DROVE from KCMO to Kentucky once a week, every week for two years just to babysit me while my parents worked/did school

-Got arrested for speeding once with my auntie and sat in the jail cell with her hair done and holding her little black purse until my grandpa came and picked her up.

-Could whoop ANYBODY’S ass at Sorry, Aggravation, King’s Corners, War, Slap Jack (she didn’t take her rings off), Qwirkle, Rook, Trash, etc

-Dealt with my grandpa (/negative) for 50+ years

-Could ride a horse better than anybody within a 20 mile radius of her

-Cooked a MEAN breakfast, brunch, lunch, snack, supper, and dinner

-Was the Queen of Hospitality. You showed up at Granny’s you didn’t leave without a full belly and having been soundly whooped at Yahtzee at least twice.

-Did I mention she put up with my grandpa (/negative) for 50+ years? I hate that old bastard.

-Had the true spirit of her Irish family in that she took no shit from anybody (except the old bastard but she didn’t have much of a choice)

-Taught me how to make my bed properly (the “Old Lady Way” she called it)

-Called me her sweet princess right up until the last time I saw her

-She was like if an angel became human for a lifetime and she knew it too. She was always smiling, no matter what.

-Taught me that a house is just a building if there’s no joy or laughter in it

-Asked me if I was finally gaining weight because I’d gotten super skinny for a while (got sick)

-Kept a massive glass of peanut butter m&ms on her desk next to where she wrote all of her letters.

-Loved to travel

I miss her so bad. She used to let me lay on her lap as she played with my hair with her long natural nails that she kept perfectly manicured. She would hum and I would fall asleep on her legs like I was a little kid again. She had a handful of grandkids but I was the oldest and we shared a special bond because she helped raise me during the first few years of my life.

She loved everyone with her whole heart and made no secret of it. Anyone who comes across this, I want you to know

My Granny would have loved you unconditionally too.

[k3bchu]

Ace variant of the Zeneless zone zero gif

[dogpuppy]