[kappa-crossing]

bugs on a date 😳😳

[toxiccaves]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening to the people in front of me in line

[naglly]

ネコ、ハチとの闘いに敗れる

(Cat’s nose after losing a battle with a bee. : awwから)

[iamoutofideas]

clown

[stegozavr]

[dailytwitterposts]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[officialfist]

No I suppose not flying Riften Guardsman

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

what a flex

[expcake]

why would you even challenge crazy frog

[twitterlols]

[weaver-z]

Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff Bezos’ spirit and redistribute his assets

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language

[teathattast]

Oof

[pantaro]

Wile E. Coyote simulator

[hungwy]

this is the funniest humanity will ever get

[snuv]

[sistertaxon]

republicans will be like “pull yourself by your bootstraps” and then make fun of AOC for having been a bartender

[lastvalyrian]

that’s because that’s not the Republican approved way to pull yourself by your own bootstraps, which is getting millions of dollars in stock from your parents

[kaijuno]

Fuck it endoplasmic reticulum Tuesday

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[horreurscopes]

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[ampervadasz]

Best game

[cloudfreed]

I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing

[dillyt]

my cat: *walks in my room*

me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???

my cat: