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ANYONE? DOES ANYONE SEE IT?

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james potter’s lily evans energy™ is a) big dick, but also b) the jake peralta energy after waking up next to amy and saying “title of our sex tape?!!” like the poor boy is in a constant state of shock when he’s around her lmao

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hahaha ahahah james owns a mega-famous instagram account but its like one of those ones for animals and the animal pics are ones of sirius can anyone else imagine this why is it so funny to me 

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he may be a prick & an arrogant git, but goddam does james potter have good eyebrows

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james sirius remus and peter all practising a- capella the bathrooms during interval

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james potter more like soft boy material

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sirius is that guy who gets major fomo to the point that it's concerning

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cue james potter running into the room to loudly show off for lily evans

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remus lupin isn’t scared to write an essay long text to someone and that’s why he’s in gryffindor 

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remus isn't one of those naturally smart dudes and actually has to work hard to become smarter & that's why he reads so much

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OK NO I KNOW IT NOW- JAMES AND SIRIUS WOULD BE THOSE PEOPLE ON CLUB PENGUIN THAT START ALL THE WEIRD CULTS THAT THE ENTIRE SERVER ENDS UP JOINING

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james and sirius would be those annoying people on group chats that send the same message nonstop until everyone leaves

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au that all the marauders are the same but it's just lily has a heavy east midlands accent

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snape is like my best friend's mum's cooking. you pretend to like it because everyone does but in actual reality it tastes awful

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snape is jake paul and james is cody ko convince me otherwise i dare you

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peter pettigrew & thanos have the same energy change my mind

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so the potters have a thing for red heads?? or is it something we don't talk about??