Smooth Criminals

💰 M!A Status: None. M!As Open. A few ones on hold. {Ask/RP blog for the Fiendish Bombers from Super Bomberman 5} Sideblog! Can't follow back.

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Pirate, during the days you were sailing the seas, did you ever encounter any merbombers?

“Arr, thar were legends about them, one o’ me former crewmates had a fascination for merbombers. But, never managed to see one, sadly.”

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Where are you going this time????

“To adventure!”

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

this is literally the only shirt I want to wear ever again

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subbo!! are you gonna go on another adventure?

“Maaaaaybe? Don’t tell my brother though.”

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{fiendishbombers} - "Captain!" Sub bounced and tacklehugged the small captain. "HI!"

- Sub-

It was too late to “warn” him, as the captain was soon pinned to the ground and flinched in pain. Nonetheless, he bore a grin and pushed through this pain, needing to move his left foot straighter to stop the aching.

- .. I’ve missed you, too.

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The child pirate snuggled against Flinthook's chest, feeling really happy to see his friend again, it has been a while! As much he liked the hug, he decided to get up and bounce a little, allowing Flinthook to get up, if he wished so.

"So much stuff happened, Captain! But also.." Sub stopped bouncing and held his fake beard in thought.

"Wait, what have you been up to? Adventures? Treasures?? Sirens??? Tell me everything!"

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“Okay, this will be fine. Mister Dave and Mister Gary like me. They will let me stay!” Sub muttered to himself as he stood still in front of the duo’s room. The door was closed, so he just knocked on it and waited.

He would rather stay with anyone, but Pirate. He had heard his older brother was furious at him. He knew very darn well how Pirate could be when he was angry. He wanted to give his brother some time to calm down before trying to talk to him.

Suddenly, the door opened and Subordinate smiled. “Hi! I was wondering if I could stay for a wh-”

But it wasn’t Dave or Gary who walked out of the room. But rather, a familiar angry face, slamming a tiny sword on the side of the door.

“WHAR THE HELL HAVE YE BEEN?”

“B… Big bro…” Sub whispered, slowly stepping back. His fear was confirmed. Pirate was too angry to be reasoned with now. “I can explain!!!”

Pirate huffed and swigged his sword off the door, slowly moving closer to Sub with the weapon. “EXPLAIN? YE DITCHED ME FER ANOTHER CAPTAIN! AFTER EVERYTHIN’ I DID FER YER UNGRATEFU-”

Pause. Pirate’s eye rested on the small treasure chest Sub was carrying. It was like if all his anger evaporated away in the air. “….Oi. Whar did ye get ‘tis??”

“Ahn…. with a uh, friend.” Sub muttered out, still scared his heart out. He had no action when Pirate, with his free hand, grabbed the treasure chest out of his tiny hands and examined it.

Pirate was satisfied with what he saw. Slowly, he placed the chest under his arm and grabbed Sub’s wrist with the hand holding the sword. “Our room. Now. Wanna hear everythin’ about it.”

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Pirate: From now on, we be usin’ codenames. Ye can address me as “Eagle one”.

Pirate: Plunder, codename. “Been there done that”.

Pirate: Sneaky is “Currently doin’ that”.

Pirate: Iron is “It happened once in a dream”.

Pirate: Dave is “If I had to pick a fat matey”.

Pirate: Baron is…

Pirate: “Eagle two”.

Baron: Oh, thank God.

*Gary steps out of the room*

Pirate: “I’d-be-lyin’-if-I-said-I-hadn’t-thought-about-it” is in position.

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lilbxmbers:

{❃}” Frankly, I don’t care if you were hired or not. You still tried to hurt him.” Green glared at Iron, unamused. Looks like.nothing was gonna change how he feel about the situation. He was going to hold Iron at fault either way.Not to mention he want to know who gave him the job in the first place and take care of them as well. But he will save questions for later.

Right now he want to assert his dominance and punish Iron. He still had a smart mouth and Green wants to fix that. Not long ago an anon gave him a good idea of what to do. He began giggling again before doing a childish spin.

{❃}” Oh do worry about your cool. I thought of something better to brean than your cool mister Can you guess what it is?.”

Something to break his cool? Iron wasn't amused, even though he felt like he could expect anything from this kid. His broken legs were evidence of it. Green's giggling was bone chilling, Plunder froze in his chair like if he was watching his life flash through his eyes.

"So you can break my cool? You already broke my legs, I wanna see you try and destroy me. You just got some advantage because I'm tied up, little shit." Iron spat, slowly crawling further into the closet.

Confident or not, Green is starting to get a little too disturbing for his taste.

[quacre]

munday meme // multimuse edition

send me a symbol and I will tell you…

⚔ which muse is the most likely to go to jail/prison ☠ which muse is The Worst™ 👅 which muse is the kinkiest 💑 who would make the best couple of two of your muses together 💔 who would be the worst couple of two of your muses together 👑 which muse is most likely to take over the world 👎 which muse secretly (or not so secretly) loves terrible movies 😍 which muse is the biggest heart breaker 🌱 which muse is the most gullible 💎 which muse is the biggest drama queen 🍒 which muse is the most innocent 🎭 which muse is the easiest to write 🌛 which muse is the biggest dreamer 🐢 which muse always runs late 🌉 which muse is most consumed by wanderlust 🏠 which muse is a happy homebody 👛 which muse is the most frugal 👠 which muse loves shopping sprees 🎉 which muse loves planning parties 💕 which muse falls in love too easily 👍 which muse would you most likely get along with 🔪 which muse would you most likely be enemies with 🍕 which muse is a terrible cook 😔 which muse is the biggest spoilsport 💘 which muse have you written the longest 🎶 what song makes you think of (specify muse) 💪 which muse is a health nut 🐷 which muse is most likely to win a pie eating contest 🎨 which muse is the most artistic 🍁 what inspired you to write/create (specify muse)

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“My goooooood! I think I’m going deaf!” Gary cried sitting in his bed, hands on his ears.

He and Pirate were finally done with Baron’s punshiment for their air horn jokes. It was either listen to Baron’s recorded singing on repeat, or smash air horns at each other’s ears for a while. They went for the latter. Baron’s singing is a whole new level of torture.

“A'ye… but it was worth it.” Pirate had grabbed a chair and leaned on it, melting from ear pain. Yet, the mental image of Baron with an air horn voice still made him giggle between his pain.

The room was filled with a mutual silence, until Pirate, after rubbing the side of his head a little and checking three or four times if he was hearing things right, jolted up from his seat. And he was furious.

“….What’s up, ass lover?”

“SUBORDINATE BOMBER!!!!”

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[rpxmusings]

I’m the   F E A R   that keeps you awake                                                                  I’m the  shadows  on the wall               I’m the  ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀs  they become                                                                  I’m the   𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖊  in your skull

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Sub I have 3 words for you: YOU BE F****D.

“Aw, it’s not that bad. He will be happy to see me. Uh, if you excuse me, I’ll ask mister Dave and mister Gary if I can sleep in their room for a while....”

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“Thanks for the ride home! Oh and thank you for letting me keep some of the gold too! See ya!”

It was a fun adventure, Subordinate had gotten some gold and even got to be part of another pirate crew! Sure, everything took much more time than he was hoping it would, hence why he insisted to go home. As much fun it was, he missed the Fiends, especially Pirate.

It was late at night, Sub imagined at least some of the outlaws were asleep now. Carefully, holding a small treasure filled with his gold in one arm, he used the free arm to open and close the door, making his way in.

He was just as careful to tiptoe his way to his room, believing nobody would see him….

“Subordinate Bomber.” The familiar voice of Baron broke his concentration. He looked to a corner in the couch and saw the leader, sitting and looking serious at him. “It has been a while, no? I nearly forgot you existed for a moment.”

“Oh… hey Master Bombano. I’m… sorry about the disappearance.” Sub froze in his spot, trying to hide his hands and the treasure chest behind his back. “I uh.. I got caught in something and….”

Baron raised a hand up, a sign he didn’t wanted to hear anything else. “Look, I literally don’t care where you were. You weren’t kidnapped like Plunder and Iron Mask so it’s okay. Make yourself at home.”

Sub nearly fell to the floor, in relief. But then he realized two things. “Wait… first, Iron had kidnapped too??! And second.. you’re not angry at me?”

Baron leaned on the couch, sighing. “Yes, Iron was kidnapped too. And appearently, by the same Bomber who took Plunder. This is worrisome. As for me being angry….” He smirked. “I am a bit angry, but you shouldn’t worry about me. You should worry about your brother. He is furious. Good luck.”

Subordinate felt his heart drop on the floor.

[blackgirlsvevo]

1 (800) TRY ME

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*quickly turns someone into a vampire* (M!A: One of the fiends is a vampire! But for how long??)

((Dude pls chill. I already got the vampire M!A before but it’s on hold until I feel like I can get to it (and just a note, I had some harsh days lately and I dunno if I wanna do a M!A now; while I can do replies I’m taking ages to finish them and they’re not even written that well).

I can understand you really want me to do this M!A for whatever reason - because that’s not the first time you re-send me this magic but for Buggler’s sake, be patient.))

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                                       at least we still have each other