I Defy you stars.

I strive to be the kind of person you meet and think "Wow that girl loves life." Hello, I'm Maggie.

[sighinastorm]

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

[fuckyeahbiguys]

Happy Sunday, followers!

[pondnaravit]

We were debating how many times per year a man can drop in a study room in a dumb costume with irrelevant news.

[emmalily]

F**k that guy for making me think I need to act more aloof!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[leslady79]

[homosexualontheloose]

She didn’t have to be that extra, but she did it anyway and for that she has my sword, my bow AND my axe.

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[chikadee-deactivated20180625]

[bob-artist]

I bought this extremely soft mat for the ferrets, and it blew Kit’s mind.

[bob-artist]

He has become one with the extremely soft mat.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[toastbutteregg]

[bob-belcher]

[sixpenceee]

The bow of this sunken ship looks like a giant fish’s mouth. 

[10011212]

Alien Queen

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[pure]

i feel like i’m in that spongebob episode where squidward was time traveling then he broke the space time continuum and ended up in that blank white room

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him