not actually a demon

My name is Sarah and I promise you that everything on this page is perfectly random

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[toastbutteregg]

[awwww-cute]

[paprika]

[hastyfeline]

listen: sweatpants with “BOTTOM TEXT” across the ass

[catsuggest]

appreciatinge some dirt today

[thegoodvybe]

[deep-sexts]

[thetowndrugdealer]

*sucks guys dick* *dies of nut allergy*

[archivemol]

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

[applecranberry-deactivated20170]

now I do

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the answer to a question i never asked

[fangorgia]

same tbh???

[feverdreamsuggestion]

the reality isn’t what you expected. you wake up. the reality isn’t what you expected. you wake up. the reality

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[thegoodvybe]

[loki-cat2]

[dio-archive]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[hyrude]

exam: what is the name of the phenomenon (two words) that caused homo floresiensis’ distinct features?

me: beinonanisland makesyousmall

[coral]

I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

John Green, 

Looking for Alaska (via coral)