Monch

I like the cronch

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[3000s]

[slopforhogs]

Illustration from Murzilka by Evgenii Rachev (1906-1997)

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[dogpuppy]

[hookieduke]

Character in Context opens tomorrow at @armitchellmuseum and curated by @ellistrator

Opening Reception from 5-8pm.

Return to Lilac Wood | 9x12” watercolor and pencil on Arches (please contact gallery for purchase inquiries)

Inspired by my deep love for The Last Unicorn

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[tiredkitchenwitch]

[dogpuppy]

[ryebreadgf]

[hyenasremnant]

brown hyena (parahyaena brunnea) in south africa

photo credit: marette bennett

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[sparrowlucero]

adding to the pile of little colorful dragons i've been drawing lately

(also available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[charseraph]

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

[fruitblush]