Was listening to the anniversary version of "He's My Man" by luvcat and thought that this song really suited Zandik !! late 2am drabble, I fell asleep writing it so uhh yeah!! You can tell I really wanted to write an evil reader /silly
6.6 major spoilers, Established relationship (You and Zandik are married), I suppose this counts as Yandere!Reader(?), Reader is an adult, Reader Insert is not Traveler, mentions of poisoning, Unhealthy Possessive/Obsessive behavior (from Reader), Zandik is too inlove with you to care lmfao. lmk if I missed any warnings, and dont forget to leave a reblog !!
Imagine 85 year old Zandik with his beloved deranged house spouse. Within your comfortable home away in the countryside of Snezhnaya, you happily play the part of a loving spouse who takes care of their old husband.
Always so kind and devoted.. ignoring the definitely-not-threatening letters you wrote to one of his colleagues behind his back and your unwavering possessiveness over him. To the outside world? No one would comment. With how your eyes seem to look almost dead while you wait in the cozy living room, staring aimlessly at the cold clock ticking on the wall.
The adult segments hold some affection for you, but it's so painfully obvious that you are poisoning their human counterpart. But does Zandik heed their warnings? Unfortunately, no. He loves you too much to ever resist you. He already knows what you always put in his breakfast before He leaves for work, how stressed he mysteriously becomes while running tests in his cold lonely laboratory, and how all of his troubles wither away as He comes back home to you.
The Elixir of Immortality has frozen you in time, making you appear forever as a young adult while He aged like any other human, yet you still continue to cherish and shower him with affection. You could've gone chasing after his younger segments, probably the cool and clinical 25 year old segment (only from 18 did you hear that 25 was popular with the female staff… yikes) or the Zandik in his prime , the 35 year old segment "Omega." Even so, you still willingly chose the original over the segments.
Speaking of segments, 65 was the only segment who you interacted much with. He's closer in age to the original, He handles your possessiveness with ease and He's practically the stand-in for when Zandik is too busy to visit his darling spouse. Omega is second place mostly because He finds you interesting but He was too.. social and charismatic for your liking, and Zandik was afraid that your interactions would end up in a messy quarrel. "Why is he contacting the Regrator so much? And why is he so interested in his little experiments?" He could almost hear your sweet voice in his ears, nagging to him about Omega.
His frail health is declining thanks to the definitely-not-poisonous powder you laced his tea with, even to the point that He's bedridden for almost a week. Yet almost always, he comes back from the Palace as healthy and unaffected as ever. Zandik only laughs at your pushy questions and that panicked look in your eyes, only looking at you with adoration as you try to figure what's going on. The segments don't seem to care much, and his colleagues prefer not to look in your direction.
Notes: I am grieving widow and to show my grief, I present my shitty Yandere Dottore crumbs to the weeping Dottonation. He's alive, He WILL be alive. TRUST ME. THIS IS FACT CHECKED BY THE ENIGMATA. HES ALIVEEEE (I scream as I'm dragged away by Hoyo into a white padded room). Big 6.6 Genshin Spoilers, Reader Insert is not Traveler, probably a little ooc Dottore, yandere stuff like unhealthy obsessive/posessive behaviors, Dottore haunts you in your head, Dottore attempts to possess you once, Reader has a past relationship with Dottore. lmk if I missed any, and dont forget to leave a reblog !! <3
Pairing: Yandere! Il Dottore x GN! Reader
Type: Yandere, but a short drabble
"You can delude yourself into thinking you're free from me all you want. Just know, I will always be by your side, whether you like it or not."
Yandere!Dottore who was able to slip a part of his soul into your body ahead of time, before he had split his remaining soul into two main 'segments'. He knew you were departing from Teyvat but alas, his time was short and He knew He physically couldn't be by your side.
Actually, how did He manage to slip a part of his soul into you? You didn't know. You suspected that something felt off a long while ago but you were foolish enough to brush it aside, to think of it as nothing. And now suddenly, those parting words made all the more sense.
No no.. it couldn't have been when you, the Traveler and Hat Guy were sent inside Irminsul for the final battle because there were zero records of you that He could manipulate, nor could it be when you fought his other segment back in Nod-Krai where he held the power of the the Three Moons. Or could it have been before all of this, when you were still under his 'loving' grasp?
Only a few weeks after that great battle against his last segment, did you finally start feeling so.. worn down, so haunted and so paranoid. This unwanted final parting gift, one that sticks to your mind like a digital virus, a "parasite" who would pick and prod at your mind out of twisted love.
The remaining part of Dottore inside your body seems less like He wants to take over your mind and more like He's made himself home inside your mind. He was well aware that you could hear his voice in your inner thoughts, and He started even appearing in your peripheral vision like a golden spirit to test how much more you could take. Who knows what else He could do? Flip through your memories now that He's inside your head?
You remember the first time that Dottore, grown a bit jealous after your recent interactions with the Traveler, tried to wrestle control over your mind. The way you halted in your steps with widened eyes, replaying the moment you groaned in stress and how his voice overlapped with yours.
He enjoyed every second living in your mind, but poor old you on the other hand? You were not in the mood to entertain your crazy former lover's mini "experiments", nor are you looking to reminisce a few long-forgotten memories.
And you would have to endure his torment even as you depart from Teyvat.
[Name]: "Wow Anaxa, you have a dead spirit lingering in your head and haunting your mind too??"
Anaxa: "It's ANAXAGORAS!!! And yes, you should meet THEM, Cerces is such a crackhead."
[Name]: "My dead spirit lingering in my head and haunting my mind is also a crackhead. 😐"
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Notes: This is a tribute to my yandere tsum tsum fic, Happy April fools (in my time zone!!) Reader is not Trailblazer, The actual characters are unaware, Plushies speak in “squeak squeak”, stalking, guilt tripping, yearning I guess?? No affiliation to the Potepotte plushie product line at all, I just love these little creatures. anyway prepare your eyes for my very elation-worthy crack yandere fic
Pairing: Yandere! Potepotte Plushies of Phainon, Dan Heng, Sunday, Blade, and Jing Yuan x GN!Reader
Type: Yandere but 100% meant to be Crack
Underneath the billowing rays of the stars painted across the dark expanse, it witnessed everything. They hid away with a swift move, pondering, maybe even plotting.
Fabric eyes beaming with jealousy, haunted by the sight. You, their dearest, and their bigger, non-marketable plushie counterparts.
POTEPOTTE PHAINON is tormented, not knowing what to do. What is it about Phainon that makes you smile? He’s cuter, more cuddly, and more marketable! And yet you turn away, as if avoiding him on purpose.. :(
He’s the most.. Obvious one out of all the cursed potepotte plushies. His whimsical smile is replaced with a solemn, teary-eyed frown, and he’s now even sulking in the corners of your bed. Before that, Potepotte Phainon used to beam at you with joy as you cuddle him in your arms, happily sucking up all the attention that he stole from Phainon as you bring him along to Marmoreal Palace, to the Astral Express, to a cafe, anywhere.
Yet now he refuses to face you, either unresponsive and ignoring your touch or shifting and turning away from you. It would take a lot of smoochies for him to finally forgive you. After all, you betrayed him.
POTEPOTTE SUNDAY yearns for your affection. Similar to Potepotte Phainon, He feels tormented by the sight but instead of turning away, he becomes increasingly needy.
He reminisces about the times where you would take him out on dates instead of his bigger self. Where you would take photos of you holding him in your arms, gazing out into beautiful scenery, or just photos of him sitting in front of you at the table. Even though he can’t eat the desserts placed in front of him, it still warmed his heart seeing you go all this way just for him. Until his bigger counterpart Sunday came along.
Potepotte Sunday’s neediness is obvious in how his squeaks sound pitiful as if wanting you to stay and cuddle him even longer. Can’t you just stay with him?
POTEPOTTE BLADE remains silent, unable to speak. (Well, he can’t.) All you can feel is a pair of plushy orange eyes staring into your soul.
He’s more subtle, sometimes you find him in the strangest locations and you don’t know if you just misplaced him or He moved by himself like a haunted doll. Sometimes, you find him sitting in the bathtub, or sitting just a few tables behind you and his actual self, Blade, during a sweet date. Then pressed against your bedroom window (How did he get out of the Express?!?), hiding behind a plant as you stroll down the street, and even hiding in a Belobog Trashcan.
Every night became sleepless because you felt like you were being watched. Even as you look around the dark expanse of your bedroom, nothing was out of the ordinary.. Except Potepotte Blade atop your desk. You blink once, he’s suddenly closer. Sitting on your bed, watching you with his big orange eyes. Even with the very awkward silence hanging in the air, there's one thing for certain. You're only his, right?
POTEPOTTE JING YUAN only plans carefully. Plotting whilst analyzing his target, Jing Yuan. Is there some specific manner that you like in his bigger self? Anything He could do, Potepotte Jing Yuan can do better.
As he sits at the center on your comfortable bed, you start to notice how… off he seemed to act. Even as you coddle and smooch him, his :3 doesn’t seem to reach his fabric gold eyes anymore. He still naps like a cat and acts very marketable for you, making sure it all goes according to plan.
Oh, you have a date with General Jing Yuan? Potepotte Jing Yuan wants to come! Oh, you’re cooking up a sweet snack as a gift for Jing Yuan? Sorry, that’s in Potepotte Jing Yuan’s stomach now. Oh, Jing Yuan's inviting you over for a special time? Potepotte Jing Yuan wants to have a sweet movie night! All these events may seem strange to you, but to Potepotte Jing Yuan, he’s ensuring that you will only give your attention to him.
POTEPOTTE DAN HENG isn't fond of the lack of attention. Sure he may be reserved and silent like his bigger counterpart, but that doesn't mean He wants to push you away! Alas, He could only silently seethe at his place upon your desk, seeing you all cuddly and loveydovey with his bigger self.
Potepotte Dan Heng is a smart little creature. Rather than stalking you directly, he teams up with the other dan henglings to spy on you. The Dan Heng nui you always bring on missions? Why, he's carrying a tracker with him at all times! The Imbibitor Lunae nui that always hangs around the strap of your bag? He's observing every movement you make!
Even when you finally caught wind of what he was doing and try to catch him in the act, Potepotte Dan Heng looks at you innocently with his indifferent gaze. He's just a plushie.. no way anyone's gonna believe you if you tell them that your Ichibansho Honkai: Star Rail (B Prize) Osuwari Nuigurumi PotePotte Plushie of Dan Heng was stalking you the whole time. But don’t worry, he’s just protecting you right?
[Name]: I feel like you guys should get therapy... （；´д｀）ゞ
Potepotte Plushies: squeak squeak?
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