Loud & Shrill

I don't know how to use the internet, but I'll pretend for you

[fifer]

I'm going to regret this she thought as she clicked on play. I'm not going to be able to move for the next two days. I'm not going to be able to look at myself in the mirror. And so she watched. 

[fifer]

This is just the best. 

[fifer]

A bit of melodrama for whenever you need it. 

[peetakmellark-deactivated201403]

[fifer]

A bad ass chick, a kazoo, and Hall and Oates. This video has it all. 

[fifer]

I've discovered the mysterious lipstick I've been looking for. It's gorgeous. It's also 50 dollars. 

I'm still not entirely sure if I'm going to buy it or not. 

[seemsosincere]

[fifer]

I'm a sucker for bad homonyms and 90's music. 

[fifer]

[textsfromhillaryclinton]

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[fifer]

I can't begin to describe to y'all how important Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's relationship is to me. 

My only regret is that we recently had a song entitled "Ass" and it wasn't about them. 

This is it guys. This is the true love story of our generation. 

[fifer]

Nothing makes me hate my life more bitterly than the fact that Margiela shoes don't fit me very well. Look at these beauties. These would be perfect with a chiffony high low dress, a beer, and a poolside band. 

[fifer]

Going to try this on tomorrow, and a million others like it. It's already reaching 90 degrees out here in Austin, and while the guys are reaching for the Gold Bond for their balls- all the the girls are reaching for dresses like these. Easy cut, breathable material, and a fun bright color that I can feel like a kid in.

Good stuff. 

[fifer]

Panty droppers in the houseeeee tonight. 

[fifer]

I just had a very emotional and highly illogical break down about us not having cucumbers in the house when I had very specifically bought hummus because we had cucumbers in the house.

I'm able to vote. 

[fifer]

Summer Lovin'

My summer plans are coming along so well. I already have a job. I am signing up for Judo classes Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. I'll do hip-hop on Wednesdays, and taekwondo on my own, for now. By the end of the summer, I'll be in top shape to party in Vegas. I'm even excited because I didn't wait until the last minute to look up courses for the summer, so I'm signing up early and saving myself my usual headache. Plus they're all online. All 'em. So work won't suffer. 

Add in a ton of awesome movie releases, a planned out kick-ass 4th party, and free rent and food via the parents and you have a very happy Erin. Which kind of terrifies me that something is going to go horribly wrong.

Summer of Wonders, I can't wait. 

[fifer]

Vegas Post No. 100

My 6 week Biology 2 course ends on July 29, just before I head out to Vegas for 5 days for some fun frolicking and fucking around. 

It's small, but finding this out has brightened my whole day.