[thisismyideaofhumor]

I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word "zodiac" in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.

Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for "circle of little animals." I love humans

[weltenwellen]

Jennifer Willough, from “The Sun Is Still A Part Of Me”, Beautiful Zero: Poems

[parkchanwoohoo]

I will lie, cheat, and scam if it means getting out of a conversation I don't wanna be in. My sense of ethical behavior vanishes entirely when I want ppl to stop talking to me. One time I pretended not to know what Egypt was so they'd stop talking to me about their vacation plans

[godstiel]

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps

[mxbutchtwink]

I think I deserve to be flirted with. Just a lil bit. Wooed, courted, maybe even romanced? Is it fair that no one's sweeping me off my feet right now?? I don't think so.

[calellon]

it’s so rude when someone doesn’t feel you yearning deeply for them… bestie how much more brain waves do i have to fire at u

[fifimo]

Pet peeve is parents that are jealous of their kids. Your kids should be better than you, they should be kinder, more empathetic, moral. It shows that you’re teaching them all the lessons you’ve learned in life and more. It shows you’ve done it right. It shows you’ve put the time and effort into helping them succeed.

[sneakyfeets]

I didn’t even read past the headline at first I was just nodding and ready to square up

[legalizememes]

after reading this article i am even more ready to square up

THIS IS GROWTH

[fifimo]

do you think it’s possible to experience all your grief before The Event so that when it happens you can support all the people that are going to fall apart? Is there something I can do to cushion them all from it? Is that disrespectful to the one you’ve lost? Is it disrespectful to them, to try to minimise the pain, the completely normal feelings of grief? Is it disrespectful for me to say my goodbyes before they’re gone? Is it disrespectful for me to assume the worst? Is there a way I can help the living without ruining the past of the lost? Does it minimise their memory and lives and history to hold the grief in or try to speed another’s reconvert? Is there a way I can save them from cracking and save the memory at the same time?

[hi-raethia]

just some avatar + reductress headlines

[fifimo]

HOLD ON A GODDAMN SECOND IS JAMES FUCKING FARROW NOT DEAD IS THERE A SEQUEL WHAT THE FUCK

[fifimo]

I’m genuinely so grateful that I’m me. it’s rare but oh my gods. my friends? amazing. my determination? commented on since I was 6 years old. admittedly they called it stubbornness but synonyms. every positive has a negative on the scale. and quite frankly, the effort I put into trying to feel good, how could I ever have thought I didn’t love me? you just don’t put that effort in for someone you hate. it’s love. it’s always been love. it’s been messy and hard and so fucking difficult but it’s love. and my gods. I wouldn’t change it. I try so hard for myself. what more could I ask? the world can be so brutal, everyone’s trying to get somewhere and find someone to go there with but I think me and my shadow are okay. we’re connected and we just don’t need to do it. we’ve no place to be. we’ll just explore toe to toe together. step with love and kindness for ourselves. gods I wish everyone feels this content with themselves at some time in life. cooks their favourite recipe just for them just because. that’s love. changes their bedding just to see a new pattern. love. puts perfume on because they love the way the scent carries across their wrists even if they’re just about to go to sleep, wears their favourite silly socks under their shoes as a special little secret, runs into the rain in their best clothes to feel it hum in your pulse. love love love. I hope everyone finds this happiness. this love. anything you do for yourself, everything you do for yourself is love. I don’t know why I didn’t see it before. it’s all just love.

[thechanelmuse]

Love this! Her pieces are dope af. 

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[candycoloredwolf]

Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?

[restfromthestreets]

I’m gonna scream is2g

[galaxa-13]

I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.

[gen-is-gone]

we can have a little gay as in happy, as a treat

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[dangerously-human]

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[starei]

a home-cooked meal with you as we talk about our day and unwind and relax into each other