ain't tryna be mean, but / I am the queen

Yahong, 30. Cis East Asian wlw. I like: • intersectionality • writing • pop stars who look like me.

[showtimechamaco]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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[justphilosophical]

This is definitely on par with the original

[restfromthestreets]

Me: what's this brand of shoes

Google: it's designed as a, and it's aimed at providing a, with a, as well as

[its-not-a-pen]

i was today years old when i found out that china has an alligator and it's one of the two extant gator species, alongside the american alligator. now im kinda obsessed with them. look at that little face, it looks so sly.

sniles so sneetly

tfw you're one of the most endangered crocodilians in the world with only 300 individuals left in the wild. you use to be wildly distributed across the yangtze river but have suffering centuries of habitat loss and human predation and now inbreeding is a huge concern in captive breeding programs, which have only had limited sucess. marco polo wrote about you in his travels* and it is thought that your booming mating calls inspired the myths about dragons summoning thunder.

*i fully believed he was talking about the nile crocodile oops

[classic-of-yearning]

!!!!!! here surely is the origin of the infamously many-stroked baby name "boom! enter the dragon"

[its-not-a-pen]

you hear BOOM! ENTER THE DRAGON and it turns out to be this stubby 1.5m snail-eating thing

[its-not-a-pen]

[loquatly]

A few years back there was this viral meme of a Yangtze alligator cozying up to an auntie on a river dock, hoping for a treat (which it got x3) 🥺

[littleguymart]

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[bunjywunjy]

THE MANATEES HAVE EATEN THE FRUIT OF THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE AND ARE WEARING FIG LEAVES TO COVER THEIR NAKEDNESS

[bunjywunjy]

wuh oh. an angel approaches with a flaming sword

[marigoos]

The Fall of Manatee

[everentropy]

Good news! This is Yuri because male manatees have their urogenital opening higher than females do

[animentality]

[lskandarthegreat]

Gem in the tags.

[palaeosinensis]

Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands.

[straycatj]

Jさんや茶志朗丸は「床で寝ている」と思うんだけど

こふくさんはなんと言うか、落ちてると言うか、そこに在ると言うか…

Although I think they are napping when Mr.J or Maru on the floor, but if it were Kofu, I feel he only existing, being, remaining, falling, or... how should I say 😞

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[straycatj]

Do you believe in love at first sight?

My landlady did to me so I believe...

[hikergirl]

A Kate Beaton classic for Ida B. Wells birthday.

[blignick]

[straycatj]

家主　かれのステキなぷらん

さいようするです...さいようするです！

Hey landlady, you should adopt his excellent plan...ok?

[amygdalae]

my second favorite thing in Nosferatu (1922) is when it cuts to the "werewolf" and it's a hyena with the saddest gentlest eyes you've ever seen

[toonskribblez]

It looks like someone off-screen is telling the hyena that they can't go into the forest because there's a werewolf and it looks so upset about it.

[straycatj]

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

[straycatj]

That's how Tumblr is...

[jessie]

the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing

[straycatj]

みなさん　めりくりなのです

オレと家主は　いつもどおりのシュウマツです

Merry Christmas everyone 💗 we spend calm weekend as usual

[straycatj]

ウソです

おふろ　しようとしたら　きゅうとうきこわれたみたくて　家主ぱにくってるです

ミツビシさんにめーるしたです

Ah... I told you a lie ...my landlady was in a panic because the water heater is broken when she's going to take a bath ...she sent a mail to Mitsubishi san...

[watermelonmountaindew]

actually carly rae jepsen was a genius when she said “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” and everyone who hated on that lyric just wasn’t smart enough to understand

[rosarrie]

baby hippo

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

bippo…….

[rosarrie]

ur so right