"Robin"

(This is a RP blog) Damian al Ghul He/Him #1 Batman Hater

[fight--wing]

Intro to the man(child) behind the Mask

This is a roleplay blog centered on/around Injustice Damian, after throwing him into our little RP multiverse. :) I need to warn you, this Damian is an adult. He is not a good person. There is nuance to his character outside of ignorant, evil man-child that everyone universally dislikes. Be respectful of mine and other people's boundaries. No NSFW/18+ RP. No bigotry, no hate. Do not attack me for things he has said and done in canon. However, feel free to have your muse (if you have one) use him as an emotional punching bag.

[thebetterrobin]

@fight--wing you’re coming over to Sunday dinner. Bring an appetizer. This is not a request.

[fight--wing]

Hello Jason, how are you, Jason? Thank you for checking in on me and not actually extending an invitation, Jason. I will be deliberately bringing something I know that your alternate self from my timeline never liked.

[the-john-constantine]

Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.

[fight--wing]

I am not in fact, on Santa's good list.

[the-john-constantine]

Well, for $500 you could be.

[fight--wing]

I'll pass.

[the-john-constantine]

Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.

[fight--wing]

I am not in fact, on Santa's good list.

[batcave-secret-room]

Still bored? I have a few guns I stole off of my Jason that I'll teach you to shoot.

Oooo that sounds like fun!

Yes, please!

[fight--wing]

Yeah, it can be fun.

[thebetterrobin]

Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.

Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

I had to physically stop myself from gagging. I can smell the stench through the screen, Todd. . .

[thebetterrobin]

Well now she makes me use this cold pressed, sulfate and paraben free stuff she gets.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

That's... That's better than 3 in 1. Good job.

[thebetterrobin]

At least she bought me a bottle that smells more manly. I made the mistake of using hers once and @totally-not-peter-parker wouldn’t stop commenting on how i smelled like strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT WAS THROWING ME OFF OKAY?

[thebetterrobin]

Well now i have MAN shampoo for MEN bc you couldn’t keep your mouth shut about the strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Okay, Doctor Squatch, my b for being thrown off by the fact you smelled like a strawberry daiquiri?

[thebetterrobin]

It was strawberry and white tea. Not daiquiri. Jeez

[fight--wing]

Why am I not surprised that your hygienic habits traumatize people too?

[thebetterrobin]

Stacy, you have so much grease in your hair i could fry an egg on it

[fight--wing]

I wash my hair twice a week using a sulfate free low suds shampoo. Which is more than what you can brag about, apparently.

[thebetterrobin]

Me using your head as a griddle since its so greasy

[fight--wing]

@death-and-dahlias Did you have to purchase Jason a book on basic hygiene for dummies?

[death-and-dahlias]

No, he knows what to do he was just refusing to prioritize basic necessities.

[fight--wing]

So you're telling me he was just lazy?

[thebetterrobin]

Your mother is the reason i ended up in the kool-aid, Stacy

[fight--wing]

I'm aware. That has nothing to do with the fact I know she lectured you about hygiene.

[thebetterrobin]

Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.

Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

I had to physically stop myself from gagging. I can smell the stench through the screen, Todd. . .

[thebetterrobin]

Well now she makes me use this cold pressed, sulfate and paraben free stuff she gets.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

That's... That's better than 3 in 1. Good job.

[thebetterrobin]

At least she bought me a bottle that smells more manly. I made the mistake of using hers once and @totally-not-peter-parker wouldn’t stop commenting on how i smelled like strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT WAS THROWING ME OFF OKAY?

[thebetterrobin]

Well now i have MAN shampoo for MEN bc you couldn’t keep your mouth shut about the strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Okay, Doctor Squatch, my b for being thrown off by the fact you smelled like a strawberry daiquiri?

[thebetterrobin]

It was strawberry and white tea. Not daiquiri. Jeez

[fight--wing]

Why am I not surprised that your hygienic habits traumatize people too?

[thebetterrobin]

Stacy, you have so much grease in your hair i could fry an egg on it

[fight--wing]

I wash my hair twice a week using a sulfate free low suds shampoo. Which is more than what you can brag about, apparently.

[thebetterrobin]

Me using your head as a griddle since its so greasy

[fight--wing]

@death-and-dahlias Did you have to purchase Jason a book on basic hygiene for dummies?

[death-and-dahlias]

No, he knows what to do he was just refusing to prioritize basic necessities.

[fight--wing]

So you're telling me he was just lazy?

[thebetterrobin]

Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.

Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

I had to physically stop myself from gagging. I can smell the stench through the screen, Todd. . .

[thebetterrobin]

Well now she makes me use this cold pressed, sulfate and paraben free stuff she gets.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

That's... That's better than 3 in 1. Good job.

[thebetterrobin]

At least she bought me a bottle that smells more manly. I made the mistake of using hers once and @totally-not-peter-parker wouldn’t stop commenting on how i smelled like strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT WAS THROWING ME OFF OKAY?

[thebetterrobin]

Well now i have MAN shampoo for MEN bc you couldn’t keep your mouth shut about the strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Okay, Doctor Squatch, my b for being thrown off by the fact you smelled like a strawberry daiquiri?

[thebetterrobin]

It was strawberry and white tea. Not daiquiri. Jeez

[fight--wing]

Why am I not surprised that your hygienic habits traumatize people too?

[thebetterrobin]

Stacy, you have so much grease in your hair i could fry an egg on it

[fight--wing]

I wash my hair twice a week using a sulfate free low suds shampoo. Which is more than what you can brag about, apparently.

[thebetterrobin]

Me using your head as a griddle since its so greasy

[fight--wing]

@death-and-dahlias Did you have to purchase Jason a book on basic hygiene for dummies?

[thebetterrobin]

Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.

Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

I had to physically stop myself from gagging. I can smell the stench through the screen, Todd. . .

[thebetterrobin]

Well now she makes me use this cold pressed, sulfate and paraben free stuff she gets.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

That's... That's better than 3 in 1. Good job.

[thebetterrobin]

At least she bought me a bottle that smells more manly. I made the mistake of using hers once and @totally-not-peter-parker wouldn’t stop commenting on how i smelled like strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT WAS THROWING ME OFF OKAY?

[thebetterrobin]

Well now i have MAN shampoo for MEN bc you couldn’t keep your mouth shut about the strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Okay, Doctor Squatch, my b for being thrown off by the fact you smelled like a strawberry daiquiri?

[thebetterrobin]

It was strawberry and white tea. Not daiquiri. Jeez

[fight--wing]

Why am I not surprised that your hygienic habits traumatize people too?

[thebetterrobin]

Stacy, you have so much grease in your hair i could fry an egg on it

[fight--wing]

I wash my hair twice a week using a sulfate free low suds shampoo. Which is more than what you can brag about, apparently.

[thebetterrobin]

Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.

Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

I had to physically stop myself from gagging. I can smell the stench through the screen, Todd. . .

[thebetterrobin]

Well now she makes me use this cold pressed, sulfate and paraben free stuff she gets.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

That's... That's better than 3 in 1. Good job.

[thebetterrobin]

At least she bought me a bottle that smells more manly. I made the mistake of using hers once and @totally-not-peter-parker wouldn’t stop commenting on how i smelled like strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT WAS THROWING ME OFF OKAY?

[thebetterrobin]

Well now i have MAN shampoo for MEN bc you couldn’t keep your mouth shut about the strawberries

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Okay, Doctor Squatch, my b for being thrown off by the fact you smelled like a strawberry daiquiri?

[thebetterrobin]

It was strawberry and white tea. Not daiquiri. Jeez

[fight--wing]

Why am I not surprised that your hygienic habits traumatize people too?

[fight--wing]

*stacks bagels on your head*

~ Nua, @batcave-secret-room

Nua, stop this immediately.

[frontmansdefender]

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I love needlessly gendered products that are for men, it's so funny to me. Dude wipes, for A MAN. MAN HYGIENE. AFTER A MAN SHIT. Lip balm for men. MAN BALM. FOR MAN LIPS. MEN CHAPPING IS A DIFFERENT BREED OF CHAPPED. Shampoo for MEN. MAN DETERGENT FOR MAN HAIR. Man stuff

[thebetterrobin]

That’s how you know the products arent for you

[totally-not-peter-parker]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH I'M NOT A TWINK

[thebetterrobin]

Why is this your contact photo then?

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I think I'm starting to understand why the older Damian threatened to stab you

[thebetterrobin]

Emo He-Man is just mad that he gets no bitches

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

Which “Emo He-Man” are you talking about? Just asking for clarification.

[thebetterrobin]

@fight--wing. You’re the Dollar Store Zak Bagans

[fight--wing]

Leave me out of your nonsense.

[thebetterrobin]

Fellas-

Should i take the urinal mushrooms?

[fight--wing]

Is this why your girlfriend doesn't ever leave you without adult supervision?

[thebetterrobin]

No its because she loves me 💜

[fight--wing]

Tt. Clearly that's why.

[thebetterrobin]

You’re just mad that I get sex and you dont

[fight--wing]

What the fuck does that have to do with you wanting to touch urinal mushrooms?

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

It’s a good thing I have a strong stomach. Do I even want to know what urinal mushrooms look like?

[fight--wing]

I know that I don't.

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

It sounds like an ingredient for an assassination attempt.

[fight--wing]

It sounds like a guaranteed trip to the ER.

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

I suppose we should expect Todd to die a second time.

“RIP Jason Todd, death caused by touching a poisonous fungi from a urinal.”

[fight--wing]

Like a child, he gets into things he knows he shouldn't.

[thebetterrobin]

Fellas-

Should i take the urinal mushrooms?

[fight--wing]

Is this why your girlfriend doesn't ever leave you without adult supervision?

[thebetterrobin]

No its because she loves me 💜

[fight--wing]

Tt. Clearly that's why.

[thebetterrobin]

You’re just mad that I get sex and you dont

[fight--wing]

What the fuck does that have to do with you wanting to touch urinal mushrooms?

[thebetterrobin]

Its okay shortstack, someday someone will want whatever youve got holstered in those whitey tighties

[fight--wing]

Did you mean tighty whities?

[thebetterrobin]

Fellas-

Should i take the urinal mushrooms?

[fight--wing]

Is this why your girlfriend doesn't ever leave you without adult supervision?

[thebetterrobin]

No its because she loves me 💜

[fight--wing]

Tt. Clearly that's why.

[thebetterrobin]

You’re just mad that I get sex and you dont

[fight--wing]

What the fuck does that have to do with you wanting to touch urinal mushrooms?

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

It’s a good thing I have a strong stomach. Do I even want to know what urinal mushrooms look like?

[fight--wing]

I know that I don't.

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

It sounds like an ingredient for an assassination attempt.

[fight--wing]

It sounds like a guaranteed trip to the ER.

[thebetterrobin]

Fellas-

Should i take the urinal mushrooms?

[fight--wing]

Is this why your girlfriend doesn't ever leave you without adult supervision?

[thebetterrobin]

No its because she loves me 💜

[fight--wing]

Tt. Clearly that's why.

[thebetterrobin]

You’re just mad that I get sex and you dont

[fight--wing]

What the fuck does that have to do with you wanting to touch urinal mushrooms?

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

It’s a good thing I have a strong stomach. Do I even want to know what urinal mushrooms look like?

[fight--wing]

I know that I don't.