Why are you here? @fighterpilot555 - Tumblr Blog

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

etherealvoidechoes

>Casually browsing “The Cutting Room Floor”

>Decide to look up XCOM 2

>”Neat stuff and I can understand why that was cut or was redundant. And that’s funny slip up with the Commander’s Avatar in-game vs cutscene”

>Get to the cut rooms

>”Gene Room”

>Me already dabbling with the idea of restarting the Gene-Modded soldier program in my fics because you can tear EW from my cold-dead hands

>Me:

beautysnake

update got me thinkin bout shittens

knightofleo

demonicae

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

drmace

At some point I got curious and tried turning down every single one of Gortash's offers - and he somehow had a counterargument for all of them, which honestly cracked me up. This man does not know how to give up xD

vonspe

Scratch is the partys therapy dog

riviclouds

you can always rely on your younger siblings to ruin everything

pocket-dragon

but what if it was for puppy

arianiziolek

I like thinking how casual is Dark Urge about his name

vonspe

this question haunts me..

scoops-aboy86

Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

risingoflights

reblog to instantly disintegrate some of your peers to dust

freakishlemon

You also cannot turn on subtitles on a VHS tape. It either has captions or doesn't. Usually doesn't.

only-cat-memes

traggalicious

Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,

This one

I love it it’s perfect

maybeasunflower

My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.

foone

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

foone

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.