hxh shitpost heaven

all hail the bubblegum king

[brokenquillpen-deactivated20260]

Has a floor master Hisoka is quite famous, do y'all think he has fans who thirst DM him and post like "OMG MY FUTURE BABY DADDY😭💕" on stories or Twitter and make thirst edits and stuff?

Illumi would probably find it bc of the power of algorithm and hate his TL

But like, wouldn't be hilarious if Illumi made a fake undercover Instagram page just to reply to Hisoka's fans telling them to watch what they post or else bc he got so angry about all the thirsting posts, comments and pages over the guy he likes 😭

[fightmehisoka]

This is one of my headcannons😂

[roniiiqdr]

Return of Hisoka!!!

[kurozawa46]

HUNTER x HUNTER No. 393 | WANTED ♤♡

No. 391 | No. 392

[e6as95]

😳

[missgoldnweek]

(♥ω♥ ) ~♪(♥ω♥ ) ~♪(♥ω♥ ) ~♪(♥ω♥ ) ~♪

[fightmehisoka]

*comes back to life*

[soft-mafia-deactivated20250111]

Imagine:

Imagine hanging out with Hisoka. He doesn’t talk much but he always asks you to come over and spend time with him while watching Heaven’s Arena fights on the television.

Sometimes he’d give commentary or explain their right or wrong usage of nen. Other than that he just sits there either observing the tv or observing you.

Whenever you two would sit in bed together you can see him sitting with an arm rested on his knee, shuffling his cards quietly with a content look on his face. He won’t protest if you shuffle closer to him, he’ll even put a hand on your waist and guide you to sit between his legs. As your eyelids grow heavy you lean your head on his chest, he gently traces your jaw with the edge of one of his cards; not as a threat, but as a way to relax you as you slowly drift to sleep.

The magician isn’t so evil after all.

[dyingroses]

Kalluto: *levitating six inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you dinner is ready

Illumi: *turns head around 180 degrees* what'd she make

[showgirltv]

your icon punches you in the face do you survive

[soft-mafia-deactivated20250111]

Genuine question: If Hisoka had the Death Note, do you think he’ll use it??

[fightmehisoka]

he wouldn’t be interested in using the death note. if it’s not him doing the killing, he doesn’t care😅 he’d probably be more worried about people trying to use it on HIM tbh

[shinejean]

A little sketch for hisoillu ♥️♠️♥♠

[lackadaisically-m]

i saw a post with this picture saying that it's literally hisoka and illumi and well.....i had the vision

[fightmehisoka]

I ain’t gon lie, if i was in hxh i would have to ghost Killua. Like, bye sorry. You’re cool and all but your big ass dog is making me uncomfortable. It’s never that serious. I’m not gonna push open a 2000lb door just to kick it with you. Either come outside or it’s a wrap for us.

[e3echo]

ghastly murder in the east-end

[hisoleolumi]

leorio, teaching illumi to drive: okay, you're driving and kurapika and hisoka walk into the road. quick, what do you hit? illumi: oh, definitely hisoka. i could never hurt kurapika. leorio, massaging his temples: the brakes. you hit the brakes.

[evilnumnum]

I FORGOT TO ADD A CAPTION LOL

[dashvat]

[deckitout]

clown commission