Some Random Crap

R | 23 | She/Her I'm a Slug at Your Service *Tips Hat*

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[apjvff]

*watches over the site with a motherly gaze*

[champagnemanagement]

[astuteobservations]

i did like 3 chore today mom why u making loud noise

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

umbrella handles be like. J

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

5000 notes. i am like a god to you heathens.

[sosuperawesome]

Dragon Scarves and Pins

Peacock Felt on Etsy

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

I never realized I wanted a dragon scarf I must have one now

[inveiglingfantasy]

Is there a reality in which I have the real courage to wear these? So cool, and cute.

[morbidology]

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

[asordidbarwere]

[aibafiles]

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

[aibafiles]

#does this mean in the first one horatio bursts into his shower like hey hamlet i saw the ghost of your dad (via hyenateeth)

yes. yes that is exactly what that means

[arrantknave]

[beradan]

“Did you - stop screaming, it’s just me - did you see your dad’s ghost recently?”

[seljepw]

Why is this so perfect?

[audreyhepbuns]

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

alvin is killed by his son simon

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Hoodwinked is a criminally underrated movie

[blackpyrefly]

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

[hellomrmarionette]

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

[blackpyrefly]

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

[softsubs]

[markv5]

Живой шаблон

[teuer]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, September 2, 1908

All the presidents merged into one man! 

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

[weirdnessisgood]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

hey boys

[thebootydiaries]

if you have a boyfriend then why the hell did you like a picture of my dog on Instagram whore

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly