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ah... hi

is there by chance a tree stump in your general area? long story

I think you're cool. I see a lot of what was once myself in you, if I'm being honest.

..Huh?

Well.. this place is really something else. I saw pretty much everything here. So yes, I believe there would be a tree stump somewhere. Why?

And, ah.. thank you?

figureheadler

thud

#event two

I might’ve found a way out of here

This is a long shot, but I’ve got nothing to lose.

maybe the tree stump my Lorax originally came from could take ME somewhere. Or not. Also, I’ve been wondering how many of us there are… maybe there’s something to this. If any of you in this hellsite that I somehow can access have any ideas as to why… everything is like this with the damn Spiderverse of Me PLEASE reblog this or comment something or … anything.

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Sorry I haven't been around

I've been dealing with a lot for a while, sorry for the inactivity

I will resurrect myself from the tumblr graveyard sometime soon i promise. Also I might look different next time I post a picture, like a little off, but it's okay. A little sleep deprived is all. I used to love winter, until I got the wonderful opportunity to live in a cabin with nothing beyond a shitty space heater.

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Gay,,?

very gay

the one thing my mom got right was not being homo/transphobic

she still sucked tho lmao

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Not to be blunt, but I'm wondering why you call yourself the 'figurehead-ler'. Only asking because most Once-ler's appear to have some specific reason behind their names. Is it like that for you too?

Yeah, uh… I ended up being just a mascot of the company since my parents took advantage of me being a minor when I created the Thneed, and, uh, managed… all my money and stuff. Hence the dictionary definition of “figurehead.”

If you’re wondering how young I was specifically, I ran away at 15 instead of leaving at 18 like a normal person. I didn’t have the greatest childhood.