local catboy vampire

crowe | 23 | he/they | art blog: @cryptiidcrowe

[croweofthebog]

having friends is like. wdym random small things remind you of me? (i spent an hour today cutting fruit for you to enjoy.) you go out of your way to ensure i feel included? (i structure my time around making sure i see you again.) you get excited about and look forward to talking about our shared interests together? (i made you something because your creativity inspired me so much.) you remember details i offhandedly mentioned because they’re important to you? (i see you in everything even when we haven’t talked in a while. i love you. i love you.)

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[anime-villian-irl]

Arthur lester adores monologues. Do not let him talk for more than one minute he will start monologuing about what the fuck ever

[c3po]

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

[just-thots]

this is so funny bc on the one hand what the fuck are we doing tumblr. like you cannot be serious you're censoring entirely sfw concepts bc sometimes people ALSO involve it in fetish stuff? but on the other hand. i was in fact searching it in hopes of finding porn so you do have me there technically i can't lie

[catchymemes]

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[tastysemochka]

[oc] be born again

[pixlerelish]

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

[crippled-peeper]

I don’t want to survive off the generosity of strangers for the rest of my life I want a functioning social safety net for disabled people

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[hbmmaster]

cyberpunk setting where instead of god dammit they say mod bannit

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[pocketss]

widehead

[riverpiracy]