#figureler

[figureheadler]

I hate bugs. Pardon my hair in this, I just woke up to these little shits buzzing in my ears.

I'm Figurehead-ler. Please ask me stuff. I'm bored. And friendly, I promise I won't spray bleach at you...

[figureheadler]

how did those flies get in? The place seems like it's sealed up pretty tight.

Hey, I’m just as confused as you are. At least it’s not zombies, though…

[figureheadler]

You don't seem to be very thrustworthy....

...whatworthy?

pardon me,

dear asker, i think you misspoke