#ask onceler

[figureheadler]

I hate bugs. Pardon my hair in this, I just woke up to these little shits buzzing in my ears.

I'm Figurehead-ler. Please ask me stuff. I'm bored. And friendly, I promise I won't spray bleach at you...

[plague-doctor-medler]

Plague Doctor Med-ler Art

Lyesander did this amazing commission piece of Plague Doctor Med-ler! I'm so excited to share this all with you! Thanks @lyesander!

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Hey its me Evil-ler~ tbh what do u think of me being a villain?

Officially in the medical field, I am not supposed to be biased. We treat everyone the same regardless of what they do outside of the hospital.

Personally, though if you go around physically hurting other people, we're going to have words. It makes a lot more work for me, and I'm not a fan of anyone who physically harms others. Especially for fun.

Outside of that, though. Evil away?

[ask-oscar-and-greed]

/ooc

Hello! This is a new onceler ask blog run by Zin (@/zinxii), the creator of the au! Feel free to ask anything to Oscar and Greed, and they will answer your questions (Unless it's inappropriate). Ok idk what to say anymore but yeah!!!!1!!1

Still getting new to tumblr so uh 🧍

[cast-ler]

(ten years of the man that brought sexy back to the internet. somehow.)

(long live the once-ler.)

[sick-ler]

“How SiCK can I pOssiBLy bE?”

Send this sick boy some asks!!!

[figureheadler]

I might’ve found a way out of here

This is a long shot, but I’ve got nothing to lose.

maybe the tree stump my Lorax originally came from could take ME somewhere. Or not. Also, I’ve been wondering how many of us there are… maybe there’s something to this. If any of you in this hellsite that I somehow can access have any ideas as to why… everything is like this with the damn Spiderverse of Me PLEASE reblog this or comment something or … anything.

[figureheadler]

Not to be blunt, but I'm wondering why you call yourself the 'figurehead-ler'. Only asking because most Once-ler's appear to have some specific reason behind their names. Is it like that for you too?

Yeah, uh… I ended up being just a mascot of the company since my parents took advantage of me being a minor when I created the Thneed, and, uh, managed… all my money and stuff. Hence the dictionary definition of “figurehead.”

If you’re wondering how young I was specifically, I ran away at 15 instead of leaving at 18 like a normal person. I didn’t have the greatest childhood.