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sollux. 11. cerulean. exactly what you'd expect. // READ FIRST //

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[pridefulsuggestion]

the city waits for me. i am its king.

[fiifty50]

Miicrodosiing thiis platform a liittle biit.

[deathwarlock]

like for peace on earth

reblog to explode one car on the highway

[fiifty50]

II'll take that as a yes.

[writhe]

i am on this website to be an irritating, sexy presence. don’t forget that 

[fiifty50]

Miiss me?

[mousehole5000]

gender is stored in the fucked up little half gloves

[mousehole5000]

what the fuck more could you want

[mousehole5000]

i feel so understood

[fiifty50]

Everytiime II come back here iit’s less amusiing than the last.

[fiifty50]

👎

[fiifty50]

Thiis websiite makes me goddamn tiired.

[fiifty50]

Also hello?

[fiifty50]

Stop talkiing about me, II’m gettiing braiin fuzziies.

[fiifty50]

8ygone​:

Yaaaaaaaay, you’re cunty too. I’m so happy. I needed more mean people in my life.

Man. II don’t even need to try and read you to know there’s a lot to unpack iin that sentence.

[fiifty50]

Love beiing summoned. Love haviing to make you people deal wiith me.

[8ygone-deactivated20210826]

Delicious, finally, some fucking fellow cerulean8loods.

[fiifty50]

You’re welcome.

[valtsv]

Megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off.

i didnt know hal the incel camera guy had a tumblr