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we're not kids anymore.
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@filbrick-pines
Non serious rp - mostly just here for you guys to mess with lmao.
My main account: @animnightmare
My other, better rp accounts:
@it-is-unseen
@papa-mcgucket
@fiddleford-blind-eye
@infordelity - also a joke blog
@caryn-pines
Yes theyre mostly fiddleford get off my BACK /silly
You are alive! I never thought I would be excited about filbrick pines still being around... I'm gonna go stare into a wall and pretend the excitement didn't happen
Yeah id rather you go have whatever feelings crisis you're having somwhere not in front of me
hewwo uwu i'm shy >.<
What is wrong with you
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YA THAT YA SHOULDA SOLD YOUR STUPID SON WHEN HE FAILED THAT TEST. OR AT THE VERY LEAST KICK HIM OUT THEN.
Say that to my face you sonofa bitch! That's my boy youre talking about, you aint got no right!
Dad, this is purely hypothetical, but if I were to tell you that I am talking to an interdimensional triangle that is communicating with me inside my head and through my dream. would you send me to an insane asylum? keep in mind that he, hypothetically, is helping me build a really important portal.
@stanford--pines
...Well it certainly isnt the most sane thing ive ever heard.
Yes, but is it insane enough that you would consider throwing me into an asylum??
I dont trust the government enough to send anybody to an asylum. How about you just cut it out
Dad, this is purely hypothetical, but if I were to tell you that I am talking to an interdimensional triangle that is communicating with me inside my head and through my dream. would you send me to an insane asylum? keep in mind that he, hypothetically, is helping me build a really important portal.
@stanford--pines
...Well it certainly isnt the most sane thing ive ever heard.
Remember the suit you gave Ford? The one you wanted him to wear to his wedding... Well, he wanted to wear it to receive an award! Isn't that nice? Well, anyways, he wore it the day he shot Stan, which isn't that nice
He shot Stanley-??
God absolutely does play favorites, and you're bottom of the list sir
God loves all of His children equally. Fuck off.
You traumatized his favorite guy, I'm pretty sure God doesn't like you
(different anon from the one that sent the other ask)
God doesnt play favorites.
do you think god (hail the Axolotl) would like you
God likes everyone. Thats the whole point of Him.
Filly
I am not a horse
but fill is funnier
Still dont call me that.
… I think the geometry girl is your granddaughter, Fill.
That's Mr. Pines to you.
I warned you
DEAR GOD THATS DISGUSTING.
…why are you so mean to Stanley all the time?
(ok, the thing in front of him didn’t look… completely human… at all. Humanoid, yes. Human? No.)
@willowisp-cyford
Because he needs to man up. This world aint built for boys like him. Hes gonna get torn to shreds out there if I dont do my job as his father and fix him up right.
he’s… already a boy though. How do you make a boy more boy? Do humans have some kind of metamorphosis stage like bugs do? Is that where you guys get mustaches from?
What? No-. Its like...nurturing him into a man. A man with the skills it takes to survive in this world.
ohhh, you mean like those social constructs you guys hold really close to how you live, got it…
still, you don’t have to be mean to him about it. I’m sure he can learn how to taxes without being sold for three dollars outside.
That had nothing to do with taxes. I was teaching him shame. He dont let anybodys words get to him, he keeps doin whatever he wants no matter what anyone says. Thats good, he can stand up for himself. I like that. But hes gotta learn there are consequences for doin bad things, the boy feels no shame! I cant even ground him like a normal kid cause he has just as much fun inside with his brother as he does goin out and makin a ruckus.
That punishment worked. He never got an F- again. One of the only damn punishments that's ever gotten through his thick skull.
… I don’t think he’s gonna talk to you very much when he’s an adult.
My job as a father isnt to be likeable.
…why are you so mean to Stanley all the time?
(ok, the thing in front of him didn’t look… completely human… at all. Humanoid, yes. Human? No.)
@willowisp-cyford
Because he needs to man up. This world aint built for boys like him. Hes gonna get torn to shreds out there if I dont do my job as his father and fix him up right.
he’s… already a boy though. How do you make a boy more boy? Do humans have some kind of metamorphosis stage like bugs do? Is that where you guys get mustaches from?
What? No-. Its like...nurturing him into a man. A man with the skills it takes to survive in this world.
ohhh, you mean like those social constructs you guys hold really close to how you live, got it…
still, you don’t have to be mean to him about it. I’m sure he can learn how to taxes without being sold for three dollars outside.
That had nothing to do with taxes. I was teaching him shame. He dont let anybodys words get to him, he keeps doin whatever he wants no matter what anyone says. Thats good, he can stand up for himself. I like that. But hes gotta learn there are consequences for doin bad things, the boy feels no shame! I cant even ground him like a normal kid cause he has just as much fun inside with his brother as he does goin out and makin a ruckus.
That punishment worked. He never got an F- again. One of the only damn punishments that's ever gotten through his thick skull.
…why are you so mean to Stanley all the time?
(ok, the thing in front of him didn’t look… completely human… at all. Humanoid, yes. Human? No.)
@willowisp-cyford
Because he needs to man up. This world aint built for boys like him. Hes gonna get torn to shreds out there if I dont do my job as his father and fix him up right.
he’s… already a boy though. How do you make a boy more boy? Do humans have some kind of metamorphosis stage like bugs do? Is that where you guys get mustaches from?
What? No-. Its like...nurturing him into a man. A man with the skills it takes to survive in this world.
