Filipe Thinks

Filipe is a dinosaur. These are things he does.

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Velociprincesses by Laura Cooper Related: If Disney Princesses Were Sloths

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Sam brought her pocket monster to see the pocket monster symphony. He loved it.

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Sometimes even evil geniuses need a vacation.

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Filipe is the only one looking good for 6am flights.

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Sam's new office has a star chart. Filipe says they're all for him.

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The secret to scaly skin, yellow eyes and ferocious teeth? Gummy vitamins.

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Filipe wanted to show off the dinosaur in Sam's underwear drawer. Unfortunately that meant she saw the one in her underwear drawer. It has been removed.

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Apparently Filipe's army is too big for tumblr. Sam thinks it's not very strategic to tell the Internet where they're all positioned.

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Sam moved to DC! Filipe wanted to show off his strategic positioning of his army of minions.

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Dear J. I don't want you to think this is about you. It's not. 

- Filipe. 

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I just read this whole blog!! I love this!! Keep out the great work!

Your name is weird. What kind of dinosaur are you? 

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Hey look, Filipe claimed this mountain.

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What? Blueberries are delicious.

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Filipe made it to Maine. This is all his now.

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Well this is unfortunate.

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Filipe doesn't understand how everyone keeps confusing ferocious with edible. They sound nothing alike.

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I was attacked by a dinosaur… a normal weekend… #kitkat #dinosaur #person #bieberpants

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Filipe is feeling proud of his brethren.