shane hollander x snoopy collab when?????

esoteric angel

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[hudconera]

this is like a renaissance painting

[creamsiclemelt]

the idea of shane "saw god in a hotel room in toronto via ilya rozanov's cock" saying no to sex as a punishment in a fight is so funny. that hole is open for service 24/7, baby

[creamsiclemelt]

@anaander coming in hot with "he literally is the meme that’s <-‘5 miles water’ -> ‘20 miles sex with Ilya’ and he’s spitting the last of his water to lube them up"

to which i say,

[segamascott]

[gursevraq]

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

[brakvrack]

FINALLY I GET TO SHARE THIS PICTURE

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post

[gigglepuffpixie]

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

[the-haiku-bot]

those aren’t dates, they

are explicitly stated

to be cranberries

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[the-haiku-bot]

straight up “snorkin’ it”.

and by “it” haha, well. let’s

just say. mimimi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[ratgingi]

this was done for thumbnail reasons and i know that but this image has me in hysterics

[nico-the-overlord]

Thinking about that one post that went “what if your teeth were flaccid until you got hungry”, imagine if something similar applied to boned boobs

[keter-class-anomaly]

Ugh that’s horrible.

You’re so right

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[kittycatcarla]

There are only two genders: Johnny Bravo and Jessica Rabbit

[the-haiku-bot]

There are only two

genders: Johnny Bravo and

Jessica Rabbit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bugslibraryy]

Sleepy fucked out happy happy subspaced Shane whining a little everytime Ilya pulls back from a kiss. His arms around Ilya’s neck keeping him close close close when he needs to breath he just keeps his mouth resting on Ilya’s, nuzzling them together over and over. Ilya says they need to sleep and Shane is like “ok kisses till I go to sleep” and Ilya just nods because that’s his Shane and whatever he needs

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[24hrsoda]