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starter call (capping at 5)

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Husband Application:

Name: Robin Hood of Locksely at your service

Age:  looks 40; is really 60+

How well do we know each other?: Pretty well; we’re soulmates

Do you have a pet name for me?: Milady

Do I have a pet name for you?: babe?

Are you attracted to me?: Very much so. you’re stunning in every way

Why do you want to marry me?: because you have a big heart and a nice arse

Big wedding or Small wedding?: small. just us and our boys with my men in the forest

Would you cook for me?: sure, it won’t be anything edible i assure you

What do you cook?: i cook a mean bowl of mac & cheese

How would we do chores?: you wouldn’t have to do chores. i’d do them for you

Are you handy with tools: do bow and arrows count?

Do you see children in our future?: we already have two beautiful sons. what more would we need?

A C C E P T E D 

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when you’re promised spam and come back to one thing. 

@theirlastregret

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“𝓓𝓞𝓝’𝓣 𝓢𝓒𝓐𝓡𝓔  𝓨𝓞𝓤?                    

                                              𝓑𝓤𝓣 𝓣𝓗𝓐𝓣’𝓢 𝓜𝓨 𝓢𝓟𝓔𝓒𝓘𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓣𝓨.”

independent semi-selective harry hook from disney’s descendants understood by makenzie

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withoutapprcval:

when im actually awake and online someone remind me to hop on Harry and spam tf outta @filletingbitches :)

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gv; incredible powers

Superhero Name: Gaia

Power: Elemental manipulation (water & earth) - the power to manipulate elements derived from earth & the power to manipulate water. 

Secret Identity: Regina Locksley

Secret Identity’s Job: lawyer

Relationship Status: married to Robin Locksley

Children: Roland & Robin Locksley

Costume: her costume is made up of a skirt and a bodysuit, much like that of DC’s Supergirl. Her costume is green and blue for the most part. 

Powers passed down genetically.

Weakness: extreme heat, exhaustion, electricity

About: Growing up as the daughters of a supervillain, Regina and Raina’s lives could have gone many different ways.  When supers were outlawed, Cora Mills was discovered to be a supervillain. Cora had twin daughters; Regina and Raina. Regina and her sister were taken away when Cora was imprisoned. The girls were separated from one another; one growing up to be a supervillain like their mother; Raina, and the other becoming a superhero, Regina. Regina is the younger of the two sisters and has the power of elemental manipulation, the same as her sister. Though Regina can manipulate water and earth where her sister can manipulate fire and air.

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charmedstories:

“You promise we’ll talk about it later.” She knew she would have to act like Roni was just Roni whenever her parents were around. But she hoped that she could at least call her abuela whenever it was just the two of them. She pulled out her notebook. “In the first curse, my dad and Emma were trying to bring happy endings back to everyone. We’re just trying to bring happy endings back to my parents because if they get their happy ending than we can all be a family again.” She rambled.

“I promise, mija.” The term slipped from her lips. She smiled quietly and ran a hand through her hair, tucking a strand behind her ear. “i just don’t want someone to overhear and tell whoever cast this curse....” What would Lucy think of her when she learned that Regina herself had cast it? She’d done it to bring Henry to this world. “Well, if we can get their happy ending back, and break the curse, we could help everyone else.” Fuck, was she the Emma in this equation?

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charmedstories:

“What else am I supposed to call you? Regina? Nana? Roni?” The girl pouted. “I like abuela. It fits you. Us. Grandma Belfry hated when I called her that.” She sighed and sat down at the barstool. “I was just thinking of ideas about Operation Hyacinth and wanted to talk to you about them.”

“Roni for now. I have to be Roni until we figure this all out.” She liked being called abuela, but it felt too much like she was getting old. She didn’t like that. Physically, she looked about forty, maybe a little older. “We can talk after all of this is fixed, okay?” She nodded her head. “Okay, ideas...shoot?”

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charmedstories:

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Lucy smiled as she walked into Roni’s bar. It was during the day, a time when she was told she could come in because not as many people were there. She smiled as she walked up to Regina. “Hi Abuela.”

Regina looked at her granddaughter and narrowed her eyes slightly. “English, Spanish, it means the same thing, Luce.” She rolled her eyes playfully at her granddaughter. “I thought I told you not to call me Grandma.” She looked at her. “What’s up, Lucy?”

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ladymalevxlent:

“And I said I would clean it when I got home. I didn’t mean to lose track of time while I was out,” She countered, picking up a jacket from the ground and tossing it into a laundry bin. “See? I’m cleaning up already.”

“when i ask you to do something, i want it done when i ask, not hours later.” she sighed heavily. “i don’t ask you or henry to do much around here, but when i ask something, i expect it to be done when i ask.”

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@charmedstories

“regina, what the hell?” he narrowed his eyes at his sister. “who is that?” he motioned to the man in the corner; robin hood. rayan had bee kidnapped by his older half-sister. if only to keep him out of the way. “when did this happen?”

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thiefwithacode:

Robin sighed and shook his head at his wife. “Mariana loves the river Regina. You are the only one who hates being outdoors love.”

regina looked at her husband. “it isn’t that. i don’t care if you’re in the woods or whatever, but the river in the middle of the park. anyone could come by and see our child naked. and that i’m not okay with.”

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@ladymalevxlent

“i don’t think what i asked of you was too bad. i asked you to clean your room, mallory.”

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@thiefwithacode

“here in this world, robin, we have things called bathtubs. you don’t have to bathe mariana in the river. and i think our five year old daughter would appreciate it if you didn’t.”