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[meowseno]

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“Here I am shooting away! Because I can… and I will.”

[tr0jen]

[padahlecki-blog]

I HAVE BEEN QUEUEING THIS SINCE DECEMBER 11, 2013 BECAUSE I MISSED MY CHANCE LAST YEAR.

[birdonahotdog]

this is one of my favorite tweets of all time

[adeles]

me on October 31 vs. me on November 1

[krudman]

Shhhhh, don’t tell your mother~

[krudman]

[ballad-of-gilgalad]

popop and meemaw candy represent

[plagueofgripes]

[silentcartoon]

Scott your post just keeps getting better.

[krudman]

I was going to draw something remarkably similar to this. hahaha I love it

[krudman]

Reblogging this because of the update that added the candy emote seems to have gotten a lot of people reposting this. So here’s the original comic and posts I made that spawned it and the lovely additions that followed (that I know of!)

If you want to circulate this silly comic, might I suggest giving these other artists some attention?

[osointricate]

Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

[thefisherqueen]

If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure. Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.

Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night. Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.

Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen. 

Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.

[art-is-blind-deactivated2019010]

I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark. Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors. NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.

[tittily]

get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any. 

walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.

if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away. 

if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.

also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes

[littleaimeebaby-deactivated2017]

PSA PSA EVERYBODY NEEDS

[themikeydunn]

Literally me

[alice-is-still-alive]

@amaranthnymph

[daystilchristmas]

How many sleeps till Christmas?? ❤️🎄💚

Lol depends on people’s sleeping schedule. Are we including naps? Otherwise it’s 69 days left!

[daystilchristmas]

There’s 75 Days Til Christmas!

[mypsychology]

For more posts like this, visit @mypsychology

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@bigscotts-blog

[1000-life-hacks]

[truebluemeandyou]

DIY Bat Bow Tutorial from Nicest Things.

Make this Halloween DIY Bat Bow from leather or pleather.

This site is in German but there is a translate button and also a good illustrated tutorial.

[eurynomephoenix18]

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[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[doc-coyote]

[coelasquid]

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

[graymalkyn]

Me, every single morning.

[c0ntinue-testing]

@BLIZZARD

[peteneems]

[jurantparetoiles]

I feel like I should post more funny teaching stories here

Because I definitely have them.

For example, I have come to learn over the course of holding this position that Japanese school culture festivals are, in many ways, just as filled with zany hijinks as they are in your average anime.

Some highlights from my recent experiences with the mysterious beast known as the culture festival:

-Class 1-B presented a statistical report on this season’s fishing hauls. Sounds boring, right? Nope - it was presented via interpretive dabbing, with all of the class officers in glow-in-the-dark squid masks

-3-A, for their presentation, composed and performed an enka ballad about why our town is NOT famous

-Not to be outdone, 3-C crafted a loving, emotional video tribute to their three years of junior high school…narrated by the disembodied head of former US president John F. Kennedy projected on the gymnasium wall

-2-B made a ping-pong table. Their presentation consisted of walking onstage, saying “We made a ping-pong table” and sitting down.

-Students were allowed to order special lunches from the set festival menu up to two weeks in advance. The vice-principal was meant to pass out notices explaining how many of each item students might order. He failed to do so. A student ordered 28 muffins. The faculty watched in horror as he ate every single one.