No fewer than three minors have reblogged my photo post containing my e-mail from Tumblr staff regarding the change to NSFW-flagged blogs. You know, that e-mail informing us that minors can no longer access us. Iām blocking them. If you want to block them too, here are the URLs.
everything-is-all-might (16)
class-icalmusic (16)
galaxies-above-us (17)
Also, unintended side effect, if you just plain donāt want to deal with minors, flag your blog NSFW.
i was getting off earlier which is a thing i do maybe like every other month, this is not an all the time kind of thing. and i have three things i use: a ten speed remote controlled bullet vibe, a tango in black, and a dildo with a bullet stuck in that, for purposes of this post, iāll just go ahead and call King Dong
usually bullet vibe is fine, have some clit fun, whatever. for penetration, stick with tango. i canāt always deal with king dong, because, uh, itās got some girth to it.
so iām laying there, on my back fucking myself, right, with my shoulders propped up on my pillows, and i start saying nonsense shit once i get into it, and iām working with the for-partner end of the tango (i donāt want to wear it, just get fucked) and extremely vivid mental image: dude in front of me trying to get his dick in me to stretch me out to take another dudeās king dong, and that other dude is cradling my shoulders
the nast is that i was moaningĀ ādaveā when the tango was in me andĀ ājohnā when i finally got stretched enough for king dong
guess who!! i am here to spam you with dirkdave requests :3c i have so many ideas i don't know which to send you first, but i'll just go with an all time favorite... dirty talk. either face-to-face or through texting/chat or whatever you feel like writing!
Hi >:3 OH man I hope you like this!! Not sure if I am all that good at IC dirty talk but I triedā¦!
Dirk has discovered that Dave has two modes when heās the one taking itācheesy horrendous dirty talk and ironic exaggerated arching and wiggling, which is somehow stupidly hot, and quiet lip biting and hiding his face, which is also stupidly hot. He hasnāt quite worked out what the trigger points are, but heās working on a hypothesis.
Things I have learned about prostate orgasms this morning
I was doing a bit of research (for fic, obviously). This reddit thread is an excellent resource, but not the only one.
For prostate only stimulation, orgasms tend to be dry, but not always.
Multiple orgasms are possible and there is no refractory period if there is no ejaculation.
Prostate milking and prostate orgasms are not the same thing. With prostate milking, the penis tends to be flaccid and fluid comes out without an orgasm.
Combined penis stimulation and prostate stimulation results in a normal, but usually much more intense orgasm with ejaculation.
You can massage the prostate externally and achieve orgasm, but itās more difficult as it requires a lot of pressure on the perianal region.
It can take practice to ālearnā to have prostate orgasms. Sometimes it takes an hour, sometimes it takes 5 minutes. Reported times vary a lot!
There tends to be a substantial, long-lasting afterglow post-prostate orgasm(s), especially after a long session. This is contrasted with ānormalā orgasms, where after ejaculation, any sexual interest goes to zero.
Most people seem find it very enjoyable, but were initially very hesitant to try it.
The feeling of the orgasm itself is different from an orgasm from penis-only stimulation.
People seem to prefer finishing off a session with ejaculation. After extended prostate stimulation, there is usually a lot of ejaculate in the final orgasm. I quote, from the link at the start of this post, āGet ready to clean up, because the amount of cum that will come out is unbelievable.ā
Experiences vary a lot from person to person. Some people have prostate orgasms easily, some donāt. Some ejaculate every time, and some never ejaculate at all. Intensity of feelings varies. Time taken to achieve orgasm varies. Some never succeed in having orgasms purely through prostate stimulation.
[ > command line extended universe ]
[ > command line not needed to enjoy this though ]
JADE: *various moans of pleasure*
JADE: Oh, fuck, baby, that feels so good--
KARKAT: Donāt say that.
JADE: Donāt say what?
KARKAT: That.
JADE: Oh. Oh, I--ohh. Karkat, itās ok, itās--itās just me, I--ohh...
JADE: *more moans of pleasure*
JADE: Shit, Karkat, where did you learn to do that?
Shuffling in the background.
JADE: Karkat, what are you--
KARKAT: Shut up. Just shut up, Harley, your talking license is officially being revoked. Obviously Iām not doing well enough if youāre so coherent you can make actual words.
JADE: Sweetie, I--
JADE: *delighted scream*
JADE: *moaning and panting around fingers in her mouth*
JADE: *cums hard*
Heavy breathing for a moment.
JADE: That was amazing, sweetie.
KARKAT: Fucking finally, I--what are you doing.
JADE: Itās your turn. I just, and now you... I want to do something nice for you.
KARKAT: I donāt want that, donāt do that.
JADE: But youāre... still hard...
KARKAT: Yeah, well, I have hands of my own, I donāt want yours.
JADE: Then what do you want me to do, Karkat?
KARKAT: Anything that involves less talking from you.
JADE: So do you want me to use my mouth? Because sweetie, I--Iām not sure Iām ready to--
KARKAT: Then donāt. If youāre not sure, then just fucking donāt--why are you taking your skirt off.
JADE: *giggle* Youāre smart, youāll catch on.
Lotion squirt, then slicking noises.
KARKAT: Didnāt realize I hadnāt shaved.
JADE: Itās not beard burn, itās--
KARKAT: Oh. ... Are you sure? Because if youāre not ready for oral I donāt know why you want me that close to your cunt.
JADE: Just think of it like grinding but with no clothes on! And with your pants pistol between my thighs.
KARKAT: Pretty sure your thighs could crush a manās head. Donāt snap my dick off.
Shuffling sounds as they try to arrange limbs.
KARKAT: Is that ok? Cross your--your knees, oh, fuck, Jade.
JADE: *yelps*
KARKAT: Fuck, fuck, fuck, I fucked it up, I fucked it up, Iām sorry, Iām trash--
JADE: *breathless* You just bumped my clit donāt you dare stop now Karkat Vantas!
KARKAT: I can get your--?
JADE: *yelps again* Right there, fuckass!
KARKAT: Shit, your skin is so soft, you feel--you feel so good, tight all around me--
JADE: Go as fast as you want, oh my god that feels Vantastic, feels like--*moan* feels like youāre really--is this how youād--?
KARKAT: Yes, fuck yes, Jade, this is how we move together, this is how it would--with me inside--
JADE: *cums again, abruptly, almost painful*
KARKAT: *choked* God, sweetheart, I could feel that--close, Iām--
JADE: *sated* Itās ok, let go, Karkat.
KARKAT: *orgasms emotionally*
Catching of breath, settling of bodies.
KARKAT: I made you all sticky.
JADE: A sign of a girl well done.
KARKAT: And youāre, youāre--you were--
JADE: Iām ok, sweetie. Are you ok?
KARKAT: Iām not sure if I have a brain anymore.
JADE: That good? Oh, good, I--I--wow, I feel fucked. My thighs!
KARKAT: *urgently* I love you.
JADE: I know. *happy hum* Just like you know I trust you, too.
There is a smooch. There are many smooches.
JADE: We should probably change.
KARKAT: Yeah.
JADE: Youāre not moving.
KARKAT: Nope.
JADE: Do you want me to wipe up this mess with your shirt?
KARKAT: We should probably change.
JADE: *laughing* Youāre so weird!
Well, the consensus appears to be overwhelmingly in favour of dirty, at least every now and again. Not to worry, Iāll still do plenty of cleaner things too, poetry/literature readings and dirty whispers, etc.
Hereās a requested script I performed elsewhere, entitled Incubus (written by Ovri). It contains demonic seduction, lucid dreaming, domination and some dirty talking/vulgar terms, so consider yourself warned. It is most definitely NOT safe for work, and rest assured Iāll tag all these sorts of things as such. I decided to perform it in a voice that I think is pretty much identical to my Loki voice, but itās not meant to be Loki himself (though I suppose you could certainly picture it that way, if you wanted.)
Thereās also an alternate version which was pitched down to create a much deeper, demonic voice. It sounds a bit like Idris Elbaās Heimdall from Thor, actually.
Feel free to let me know if you enjoyed it, itās always nice to hear.