➵ THE HAIKYUU BOYS AND HOW THEY BUILD IKEA FURNITURE
characters: multi character
type/genre: headcanons/crack
a/n: hopefully this hasn’t been done before babdhs i saw my dad building some furniture and got this idea (p.s. he’s the third one) tag yourself i’m the second one 😞‼️ this is just for fun pls don’t take it seriously <33
!!! REBLOGS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED !!!
THE HANDYMAN — reads the instruction pamphlet and does the job with little to no problem. husband material right here hi lol where do i apply?
➥ KITA, USHIJIMA, daichi, aone, aran, akaashi, yaku
A+ FOR EFFORT — reads the instruction pamphlet but somehow used the wrong screwdriver and broke some of the furniture pieces. the shelving unit will probably crush you in your sleep in two weeks or so but...good effort baby!
➥ KAGEYAMA, ASAHI, yamaguchi, kindaichi, semi, goshiki
THE ‘I DONT NEED HELP’ — insists they can do it without any guidance but after an hour of trying and failing (miserably), they admit that they need some help. bae please stop kicking the wonky drawers they didn’t do anything to you!
➥ IWAIZUMI (this pains me but. he would), HOSHIUMI, atsumu, sugawara, kyoutani, oikawa, tanaka
HIRES A PROFESSIONAL — yeah no they’re not about to break a sweat to build a desk. it’s quicker and it’s fuss-free, they don’t mind paying as long as the job gets done (rich bastards smh)
➥ SAKUSA, KENMA, tsukishima, yahaba, shirabu
SITS BACK & RELAXES — oh pssh they’re really tired right now so uh...you can do it first, they’ll help later. two hours pass and you finish building it on your own while they rewatch kimi no nawa for the third time this year (and it’s only january damn)
➥ SUNA, KUNIMI, kuroo, matsukawa, terushima, futakuchi, tendou
WAIT... FURNITURE?! — forgot that they went to ikea for furniture so they left empty handed....with a stomach full of meatballs & soft-serve ice cream. sometimes u wonder why u even bother sending them to run errands smh. they’re himbos i tell you
➥ HINATA, OSAMU, nishinoya, lev, hanamaki, koganegawa, bokuto
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