*Β Β Β SCREAMΒ Β Β FILM Β Β FRANCHISE Β Β PROMPTS Β .
β Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? β
β Iβm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. β
β You sick fucks. Youβve seen one too many movies! β
β Are you alone in the house? β
β Weβre gonna play a little game. β
β My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! β
β When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Leeβs breasts. β
β You cut me too deep. I think Iβm dying here, man. β
β You take a knife and you slit βem from groin to sternum. β
β I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. β
β We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. β
β What do I have to do to prove to you that Iβm not a killer? β
β We already played that game, remember? β
β I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?Β Β Donβt think so! β
β See, itβs a lot scarier when thereβs no motive. β
β Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? β
β Oh, please donβt kill me, Mr. Ghostface. Β I wanna be in the sequel! β
β Well, youβre not going to be alone any more, right? β
β Thereβs always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. β
β I never thought Iβd be so happy to be a virgin. β
β Whatβs your favorite scary movie? Β What comes to mind? β
β You hang up on me again and Iβll gut you like a fish, you understand? β
β Tell me something. Β Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Β β
β This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. β
β Iβm not interrupting anything, am I? Β β
β Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? β
β You should really deal with your trust issues. β
β This is just the kind of guy youβd love to bring home to momβ¦ ifβ¦ you hadβ¦ a mom. β
β I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. β
β First of all: he wasnβt gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. β
β You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right?Β β
β Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. β
β Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. β
β Tell us everything thatβs happened, looking back on the last two years? β
β Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. β
β Why do you always answer a question with a question? β
β Yeah, and Iβm impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? β
β So, why donβt you show your face, you fucking coward? β
β The killer is trying to finish what was started. β
β If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out whoβs next. β
β So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? β
β Donβt you know history repeats itself? Hm? β
β I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. β
β So, uhβ¦ whatβs your favorite scary movie? β
β Is that the best you can do? Β β
β βDrink with your brain.β Thatβs our motto.Β β
β That shit only calls you when heβs drunk. Donβt go over there. β
β No matter how hard you try, youβll never be the hero and youβll never, ever get the girl. β
β Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. β
β Variety called me a βpariahβ. I donβt even know what a βpariahβ is. β
β Oh, itβs hard being friends with you, [Name].Β β
β When youβre friends with [Name], you die. β
β Itβs time you came to terms with me and with mother! β
β I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own. Β β
β Fucking kill me! You canβt fucking kill me! β
β So, why donβt you tell me, who you are?Β β
β Answer right, your girlfriend lives. β
β Iβm sorry Iβm running late. Iβm still on the 405. Iβm about 10 minutes away. β
β Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, letβs talk about your character, okay? β
β See? I donβt understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. β
β When itβs a threat, youβll know it. β
β The killer is in the house and heβs upstairs! β
β The question isnβt who I am. The question is: Whoβs with me? β
β Now, do you have somewhere we can beβ¦ alone? β
β If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, Iβll kill them both. β
β I donβt want them. I want you. Itβs simple. You show yourself, they survive. β
β Iβll call you when youβre on your way. β
β How do I know theyβre not dead already? β
β Whatβs the matter? What are you staring at? β
β Youβre gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. β
β You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closestβ¦ friends. β
β How do you know youβre not hearing things? How do you know Iβm not someone in your head? β
β You forgot the first rule of remakes: βDonβt fuck with the originalβ. β
β Oh, my God, I love it. Iβve seen it five times and still gets me every time. β
β Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? β
β Donβt we hear enough of this story every year? β
β Iβm not trying to scare you.. β
β This is the last person youβre ever gonna see alive. Β β
β Youβre in my movie, you got a fun part, so donβt blow it. β
β People live and people die, and youβd better start running! β
β And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! β
β Sorry about that. Justβ¦ making around before taking off. β
β Itβs okay. I mean, you hadβ¦ a lot of stuffβ¦ going on back then. β
β I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! β
β You do know there are cops all over the house? β
β You think this is all about you? You think youβre still the star? β
β Youβve done very well by all this bloodshed, havenβt you? β
β Well, how about the town you left behind? β
β Iβm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you donβt blink when I stab you in the face. β
β But if you wanna be in the hospital, Iβd be happy to put you there - in the morgue! β
β Itβs kind of the one component the killer is missing. β
β You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the 'net? β
β Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. β
β Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. β
β Ah, friends count, but itβs the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? β
β The ones you care about most. And whatβs closer than family? The bond of blood. β