telling myself i can piss after The Task is done is a surefire way to leave me bursting and horny and with an unfinished task. and yet i keep doing it to myself.
TEMPORARY TAMPERMONKEY ROLLBACK PATCH FOR TUMBLR NOTES (BETA)
Its definitely not perfect because the note aggregates are still proving to be a real son of a bitch to fix (if anyone wants to help patch that youre more than welcome) but it should at least preserve the original note count and get rid of the extra note bars. All i could do with page-context injection plus DOM/network monkey-patching
firâefox: Install tampermonkey, save this code as Tumblr Unfucker-0.2.0.user.js and import it into that extension. Refresh tumblr and it should work correctly
Hey can I just sit in your lap for a bit? No, I know you're busy.. I just want to sit here. I won't be a distraction. What? No.. I uhh... I didn't grind on you on purpose..... I was just adjusting. I'm not bouncing slightly.. what are you talking about? Anyways.. completely unrelated note, can you just call me a good boy a few times?
Guess who recently re-ignited their obsession with S//am and M//ax, and is about to make it everybody elseâs problem?
This guyyy :]
Anyways uh,, low-quality horny-on-main shenanigans, snz, and omorashi of this psychotic rabbit under the cut (because I may or may not be obsessed with him rn)
Iâll condition you to sexualise it so i donât even have to float the idea in the bedroom. purposefully drinking lots & not using the bathroom when weâre out, just so i can clamp my hands over my pussy while youâre driving us home. whining n gasping n pressing n rubbing. cursing as if youâre working me up to an orgasm.
iâll do it for movie nights too â lowkey humping your leg while i press my hand between my thighs. âmhm, iâll go once this scene finishesâŚâ
âokay wait, but it just got so interesting. iâll go the next one instead.â only to keep touching myself and lowly whining in the back of my throat.
not stopping until you start to get hard/wet at the sight of my desperation n holding <3
I love how a bladder thatâs being pushed to its limit takes on a life and a mind of its own. Itâs like all the water in me has become self-aware, and itâs searching around for a way out and getting angry and trying to punish me.
Itâs waterâthe thing that digs canyons out of solid rock. Why do I think I can control something like that with my pathetic little muscles? Itâs so much more powerful than my body, itâs almost demonic. Having a bladder this full is like being possessed. Iâm shuddering and flailing around uncontrollably. Iâm whining and grunting. Iâm out of my mind. All because thereâs a heavy balloon of water inside me that doesnât want to be there.
i dare you to press a vibrator right against your clit while you have a full bladder. press down on your bladder with your free hand while the vibrator works.
it feels so different with a full bladder, doesnât it baby? when your bladderâs empty, the vibrator feels good. but when itâs full? oh, poor thing. it feels incredible. almost too good. every vibration hitting differently. stronger. more intense. your full bladder making everything more sensitive.
aww, and youâre getting so wet from it. feel how much wetter you get when your bladderâs full like this? your body responding so much more. dripping. the combination of fullness and vibration making you soaked.
poor baby. youâre going to have to try so hard to hold both. i know itâs difficult, sweetheart. with an empty bladder you could edge yourself for hours. but like this? with all that pressure? holding your bladder while getting so close to cumming? both needs building at the same time? itâs so much harder, isnât it?
turn it up higher, baby. press your hand down harder on that full bladder. i know, i know it makes everything feel even better but also makes it so much harder to hold. thatâs why itâs better this way though, right? feels so much more intense than it ever does when youâre empty.
youâre starting to leak a little, arenât you? canât help it. the vibrator feels too good. the pressure too much. poor baby canât hold it perfectly. thatâs okay, sweetheart. just keep trying. feel how good those little leaks feel mixed with the vibrations.
getting so close now. so wet. so full. so desperate. the vibrator working your clit while your bladderâs screaming at you. trying so hard to hold both but itâs getting impossible. feels too good. better than itâs ever felt with an empty bladder. your body wants to let go of everything.
and when you finally canât hold it anymore.. when both releases happen at once and youâre cumming and pissing and making such a beautiful mess, youâre going to understand why a full bladder makes it so much better, baby.
I conditioned my sub into pissing himself on command. No exaggeration.
Like, I say two words, and his body just obeys. No warning, no hesitation.
Just soaking whatever heâs wearing. It started as a joke during a scene. Whenever I let him pee, Iâd whisper âgo dripâ while stroking his hair, praising him like a good boy. Didnât even think much of it. Just something soft. A little degrading.
Except it worked.
Last time I used it, he broke. Full-body shaking, begging, crying while he pissed down his thighs and said thank you.
And the best part?
He doesnât know when Iâll say it next. Could be during a scene. Could be at brunch. Thing is, he never knows.
downing drinks to get buzzed and sweet and warm and dizzy as fast as possible. feeling your bladder fill with each drink downed. starting to feel so full and tight, head spinning, thighs rubbing together.
even better if you've got someone egging you on. just one more drink! ahh no, its too early to go home now, just one more drink! oh, theres no point in going to the bathroom, you know how long the line gets. yeah, better to hold it until you get home. yeah, take a nice long piss once you get home, much better than standing in like for 20 mins!
feeling yourself pulse and throb as you become more and more desperate for a leak, but your buddy reassures you its better to wait. have another drink while you're waiting! keep up man, cant fall behind in the drinks department, what are you, a little pussy bitch? nah, outdrink your mate, tummy so full and strained, pulsing and twitching at the bar, rubbing yourself against your chair, shifting your weight around to try and stop the throbbing between your legs âĄ
god so embarassing! your mate seems so happy and drunk, handing you another drink - no two - as she leaves for a moment. oh she went to the bathroom. wait. werent there massive queues?
she comes back after a moment, hand passing over your back as she sits back down next to you. yeah, the queue was soooo long, better to wait - oh! she brought more drinks! hell yeah man, lets go!! ohhh gosh~! things are spinning now - your good pal steadying you, grapsing your sides, your thighs - oufgfff nooo dont touch there oh god you almost forgot how bad you needed to go! oughhh god you leak a little at your buddys touch, piss squirting out making you moan and gasp - thank god your bud doesnt seem to notice!
she holds you, now your slurred conversation happening between the new drinks she hands you and her breath on your ear and nape of your neck. its almost like you're holding her up- i suppose she's had a lot of drinks too - oh, she's bought you another, what a good pal!
now the bar is almost empty. you try to leave to the bathroom, but your friend drags you out the door - much nicer to piss at home.
god. you need to piss. so fucking badly.
every step makes you throb, holding back belaboured breaths. you dont realise how much you're moaning, but your friend seems very happy about it⥠and now you're almost keeling over, knees trembling as your tummy budlges over your jeans and you gasp for breath, going to your knees and you drunkenly stumble forward. your buddy holds your hand as you press your head against her thigh, hand over your groin as you curse under your breath. she tells you it'll be alright, she's there for you ⥠just let go baby~âĄ
you leak, like a desperate pathetic loser, all over the concrete, head burried in your friends lap. her skirt tickles your face and your pant and moan so loudly, if it weren't the dead of night someone would have for sure notice you guys.
but lucky for you the only witness to you desperately wetting yourself on the walk home is you buddy - your good pal - whos cock is standing straight out, lifting up her skirt and rubbing against your face as you whimper and whine, letting the last of your piss dribble out soaking your jeans all the ways to your knees and pooling in a puddle below you.
yeah we can sleep on call but will you zip tie my hands together and start stepping on my bladder with your foot and slowly apply more pressure while you humiliate me and laugh at me until i eventually piss myself?
i took an edible and i'm drinking lots of water to make sure i'm hydrated when i'm greened out here soon and it's totally not because i'm planning to wear cute panties and edge until i wet them and then cum in them and uh um uhgh
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