It’s (mostly) a sneeze kink blog, jsyk 🪶 Hermit/Hermie, Malak, or Mycah (21) at your service :] PFP by my partner & I! ⛔️Requests are currently closed!⛔️
Looks like I’m not the only lurker who’s finally making an account !! (Specifically to share WAVs/recordings and art)
Before scrolling any further, this is mostly a sneeze kink blog! Proceed at your own discretion, and refrain from interacting if you’re under 18! Ageless blogs will also be blocked accordingly.
With that out of the way !! Hi snzblr! You can call me Hermit, Hermie, The Hermit, or any other nicknames/titles that come to mind! I’m part of an OSDD system (yes, we have been diagnosed, thank you very much) with an undetermined/fluid number of headmates/alters. We’re 21, intersex, use all pronouns with reckless abandon (refer to us however you’d like), and have been lurking here for a long while now :P
My special interests include T//he A//rcana, Tarot, voiceacting, plushies, weirdfur/postfur designs, and bugs of all kinds (used to be afraid of them, then pavloved myself into liking them out of spite/because I was exhausted by that fear)
I also sometimes post omorashi o//o
I’m planning on maybe doing an introduction/brief yap session while inducing; we’ll see if I have the nerve to try :]
Edit: You can find the wav Here!
Thanks for stopping by ✌️💛🐌
TAG LIST!!
#Hermit Bugposting - A tag for those of you who’re squicked out by the topic of bugs! Block as you see fit <3
#Snzblr mutual posting - Reblog tag!
#Chimera Commentary <3 - Anything to do with my partner, eheh,,
#Hermit System Yaps - Any posts where I yap about my experiences as an OSDD system!
#J//ulian Time - All of our J//ulian posts!
This may occasionally include our system member, Julie!
#Hermit Streams! - Twitch streams from yours truly! :]
Right, so in case it wasn’t clear: I’ve been working on transitioning to a woman lately. Part of that process has involved training my voice, and part of voice training has involved me deliberately changing the way my sneezes sound.
With that said, I’m now already entering a stage where I’m more self-conscious of my sneezes than ever, but like…in a good way. I legitimately love the way they sound now and I’m kind of excited to hear how they evolve as I continue to train my voice.
Do any other transfem snzfuckers feel the same way about themselves?? I remember a couple people telling me I had a cute snz when I was a man, but now even I think my sneezes are adorable. Help?? 😭
I may be transfluid/may have transitioned in a different direction, but I think I understand the experience— voice training + hormone therapy can do a lot for our voices, and it certainly has one hell of an impact on our self-expression & euphoria, both in and out of kink spaces. I’m glad you’re getting to experience that, too!!
One of my longtime friends only recently got the chance to start her transition, and though she isn’t in this community, she’s still aware of it— and mentioned getting into the habit of sneezing unrestrained because she finally likes how she sounds— so I think you’re in good company there !!
Even when I started vocal training + hrt during my own transition, I got to experience something similar; finally having an androgynous sneeze is so fun, and I’m ecstatic you’re getting to experience that same euphoria, too!! It’s a life-changer fr, and makes engaging in these spaces so much nicer imo,,
Sorry this one was a shorter stream than usual! With the stressors of the day + our family having folks over to watch a sports game very loudly in the other room (without any warning in advance), we figured it would be best to just continue next Saturday! Hopefully things will be a little more stable then 😭
Thanks to those of you who attended, though! 🥹 We’ll eventually upload the two most recent streams to YouTube soon, once we have the energy for it!
wav comms are open... if you want to commission just dm us! we're willing to do anything really- oc voice acting, specific types of sneezes, holdbacks, stifles, vocal sneezes, etc.
The dilemma of i want to have anon on so if people want to ask questions they feel more able to, On the other hand, That one rude ass anon potentially coming back :/. but then i can block them....things to consider...
Been meaning to make a post properly going into all my intentions and thoughts with the character! No alt text this time instead I will be re-writing a lot of it In this post for ease of access. Anatomy and general character writing below the cut. If you guys have anything you want to know about them, send in an ask and I'll add it to the ask segment in this masterpost
To begin, Split is a gender nonconforming balloon animal who performs errotic exhibitionist shows! Their performances are usually inherently silly or goofy, with the main trope reused being them putting themself at expense to expose themself to the audience! They're very impulsive, making decisions or taking requests without a second thought, often leading to the Usual shenanigans as long as it makes a fan of theirs happy! They will do ANYTHING for you, the audience! They love you as much as you love them, every single one of you! They love to hear and see how much others enjoy what they do, and any fans wanting to get personal and/or engage in that manner with them makes them feel accomplished!
The biology of their species is very unique due to the nature of a Balloon Animal in base concept. The species has developed thickened, stretchy, elastic skin tough enough not to break when poked, encasing a layer of air inside of them. Under the layer of air is the Membrane that gives them their energy and body structures, made-up of an acid like liquid that breaks down food to make more of it to push into important functions like recovering injury, illness, and protecting the body. The weaker acid that gets pushed out of the eyes, nose, and mouth, are for defending against illness, with the acid doing little damage to much above a microscopic level, with each balloon having their own Filling taste. Split's membrane fluid tastes like strawberry banana yogurt tubes, not normal yogurt, specifically the taste of a particular one you had as a kid.
Under the talk of the general anatomy there's the specifics of the function of the head and by extension the nose, what we've all been waiting for. The head is neglecting membrane fluid being stored within it, instead it is only passed up to it from the throat when necessary, and the head is majorly hollow to assist with possibly eating things larger than itself. The nose is for inflating more air Into the head while that process occurs to make space for the meal, but it serves other purposes to that.
The mechanism that the nose functions on is a limited amount of space for the Knot, base of the nose, to expand under to pull in more air, with that size capping at around 2x less than the outer rim of the knot, known better as the nostril. Because of the durability of their skin the knot can be abused to force sneezing in a matter of different ways without the use of outer tools; pulling on the nose from the nostril, pushing Into the knot, flicking the nose, and blowing a thin stream of air into the knot to name a few examples.
In the balloon animal culture the nose is very provocative and it is widely accepted that the reaction of sneezing is endearing, and even encouraged, with "blessings" being replaced with compliments to it! That isn't to say blessings aren't appreciated, simply not from their own culture, as many balloon animals take blessings from other cultures as compliments in of itself.
The post may be updated at some point with more information, but in the meantime this following segment will be unrelated funfacts and trivia relating to the character or species that I simply do not feel like categorizing.
-Split is pink in base color! All the other colors are painted on for performing!
- Split is extremely sensitive in the nose to Everything that can cause an irritant based reaction, making them a very well sought after mate in their culture
-Splits favorite means to induce isn't actually very complicated or showy, they settle down in a comfortable space with a candle that smells of spices, sniffing it while idly existing to keep themselves sneezing and sniffly the Entire time.
-Split LOVES being kissed on the nose! The slight vibration of the action always tickles their nose and makes them sneeze, they would let someone kiss their nose for hours without asking them to stop.
-Split has a partner in their culture, who loves their exhibition performances and takes care of them when they're off stage. I may draw her soon but she will be based off Neapolitan!
-Split has a nulge, meaning they cannot finish and only ever crave more stimulation when engaging in mature activities, the sneezing making that worse as it riles them up extremely often.
-Split loves taking requests or challenges, their favorite ones involving shoving anything into their knot for a reaction. They sometimes will let something go All the way into their nose and allow it to float around in their head so they're Constantly reacting to it and not letting it leave through their mouth.
At the Very bitty bottom here will be the Ask segment where tags/asks relating to his character will be archived!
tags from @itsjustaflower about split noseblowing
reblog from @mintleavesss about alternate makeup colors for split
and wayy down here is all the posts about them linked in one spot!
alt text for easier reading but again, sorry for making a post like this and I'll go back to normal posting soon just wanted to reach out in hopes something changes
Important update, i got what I needed to fix my cat and even get my dog taken care of too! I can barely express in words how much it means to see the community care about a small goal like this. Any continued support is appreciated in the long run as I don't have a very stable home life, but just getting this goal achieved is something less to stress over! I have found a deeper than initial appreciation for this community and am deeply grateful that you guys cared so much, I love you guys and appreciate you all being here and being yourselves and sharing what you love.
Hey. to whichever jackass sent this anon. Shut your trap and go do something productive with your life. You aren’t welcome here, never have been, and never will be.
If that’s how you’re going to treat living human beings, then you don’t belong here. This is a community built on support. The art and writing you jack off to isn’t something you’re entitled to. People have bills to pay and lives to live outside of getting you hard.
Don’t let me catch you talking to the people I care about like that again.
