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Dark Souls / Bloodborne Art Posters by Crowsmack

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kewpiequeen-deactivated20191103

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

eskatoad

oh my god I was rewatching Beauty and the Beast today (including this extra scene) and I was like WHAT IF THEY STILL READ TOGETHER LIKE THIS AFTER THE BEAST’S TRANSFORMATION AND BELLE WOULD READ HIM ALL HER FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAYS AND UGH ADAM WOULD BE LIKE THE MOS T ADORABLE DISNEY PRINCE EVER

yeah so i made this thing bc headcanon

appleseeddrama

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.

beamkatanachronicles

Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled!

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!!

japansace

Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!

beamkatanachronicles

Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!!

(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

…! I’ve got it!)

While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books?

Well, Edgeworth?

japansace

While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

beamkatanachronicles

I see the issue here very clearly.

Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

(W-wait, but I’m not—)

ingthing

WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!

As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo“ was the first to come to my mind!

A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more!

The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture” Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: “Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!” and “Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!

Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

How’s that for decisive evidence?

notagoodusername360-deactivated

…It’s true that the books are definitely in the library, but look at the books that are immediately next to it, on the left side!

Specifically, the one that is titled “Lowering The Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”. Therefore, the shelf is clearly on the culture surrounding the law itself and popular culture relating to the legal world!

I hardly think it’s odd to see the Ace Attorney manga as an example of either humor in the legal world OR popular culture relating to the law!

ingthing

O-Oh. I guess you have a point there…

…

Hey, wait a minute, pal!

Don’t go pullin’ the wool over my eyes here!

The University Library’s Online Database clearly shows that the comics are filed under “Law and Popular Culture”!

See?

It doesn’t matter whether those comics are related to the section or not; they’ve been listed under it in this library, and that’s nothing but the truth!

And since they’re filed under “Law and Popular Culture”, they’re in the exact right place they’re supposed to be!

The books next to those comics have little stickers that say “Law Pop Culture” on them! That proves the books are on the shelf meant for the “Law and Popular Culture” books!

You can’t fool me so easily, pal!

notagoodusername360-deactivated

Oh, I’m not disputing the fact THAT the library owns them…

…but rather, the significance of the original testimony in light of this fact!

Recall, the witness clearly stated, “THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I’M CRYING”

However, as we have just learned, they were in a section explicitly dedicated to depictions of the law in popular culture… Which perfectly makes sense! So let me ask you….

Why did the witness act like seeing the manga in that particular part of the library was such a big deal?!? I’ll tell you why…

The witness has been DELIBERATELY MISLEADING this court this whole time!!!

papirini

It is quite clear that you are the one attempting to mislead the court into believing there is a fallacy where there is none! Your foolish claim that the witness would commit perjury over such a foolish trifle fact can be very easily revealed as void! After all, as you said, the original testimony claimed that the law library had the Ace Attorney manga in the law library.

This is correct, ja? So this can only mean one thing:

Regardless of how you foolishly wish to parse the books’ category within the library itself, the truth is that the testimony of the witness is irrefutable, as the law library does indeed own physical copies of the manga in the law library - and the original photo already proved the case! Not only this, but the added testimony of the second witness regarding the law library’s database - which revealed that the series does, indeed, deal with the law in some capacity - proved beyond a shadow of all doubt that the books have a legitimate reason to be in the library!

For a foolish fool such as yourself to foolishly try and prove otherwise in light of the mounting and incontrovertible evidence is…utterly foolish!

minervafloofderg-migrating

seriously though this is amazing, and narrating it Animal Planet style would be a really fun way to do a movie like Zootopia.

maddiebiscuits

There are three types of Links

plucky child adventurer ready to take on the day who doesn’t deserve the shit they’re about to go through

awkward early to late teen who just woke up and dorks their way to saving the world accidentally causing extreme property damage

WORKS A 9-5 JOB JUST DOWNED A HALF BOTTLE OF JACK’S AND DOESN’T WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL

yesterdaysprint

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

scurviesdisneyblog

Walt Disney Animation Studios ➞ The Renaissance (1989 - 1999)

beeishappy

silvershroud

moinearcrossing

silvershroud:

To the kind anon who requested the Winnie the Pooh villagers, I felt that there was still a lot of untapped potential there that I didn’t quite meet, so I decided to step up my game. And so, here they are, a gathering of Winnie the Pooh characters spending a quiet afternoon in the Hundred Acre Wood.