Random Sketching

'To have known you has been my greatest pleasure and to sacrifice myself for you is but an honour.' -Gaius

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Popewhit just out here, giving me way to may ideas for sketching or writing. Or both. Fuck.

(Let’s be honest, so does Hucklerobby, Hucklerabbot, Huckleabbot and Rabbot)

First sketch since a while, colour will take a bit longer.

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today will go down in gay cinema history

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Why is Whitaker always missing form these moments, goddamnit. Why does our resident farmboy alsways run off doing other things. Not drinking with the group at the end of season one and not watching the fireworks with them.. I just want to see him in these group pictures as well..

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A normal day at the market

Will: tell me precisely what he did, don’t let anything out, except yourself.

Them: What?

Will: Concentrate.

Them: *explaining what happened at the market*

Will: And then?

Them: Well, he only did something unimportant after that.

Will: What. Did. He. Do.

Them: He only did this weird flipping through his business cards? He asked me for mine but I don’t see what this has to do with me stealing his groceries.

Them: Look man, I’m really sorry about the stealing but you said I could go without police if I told you what happened!

Will: I’m afraid my husband has already decided what to make for dinner.

Them: What has tha-

Will: Go now. It’s more entertaining when they run.

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Me: He’s my comfort character.

Them: He’s covered in blood.

Me: My point exactly.

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Aizawa: All right, class, listen. This is extremely important for both your oral and general grades. It can change some of them for the better and cause others to become worse. Concentrate if you don't want that.

*silence in the entire classroom of 1-A*

Aizawa: I’m going to make this easier for you. Look at this picture and precisely tell me how you think it works.

The Picture: “DIY for great hairstyles! This is how to make a bun”

Aizawa: What does Eri want me to do and how do I learn to do it??

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*young criminal Jason Todd seeing an inspirational quote*

The quote: 'You are the Main character of your own story (in the dc universe and probably get your own comic)'

Jason: Tsk. Who would believe this shit?

*years later*

Jason: …

Jason: Well.. that was unexpectedly accurate..

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Jason: *quietly singing along the song 'I Can’t Decide'*

Jason: ~ I can’t decide wether you should live or die ~

Tim: Neither can I. *sips his coffee*

Jason: ~Oh, You’ll probably~ Hey Tim ~go to heaven.~

Tim: Hello Jason. *sips his coffee*

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Dick: Hey Tim.

Dick: Ah… What is this..?

Tim: Oh this? Well back in my younger years I used to draw pigeons whenever I was tiered, so now I’m actually pretty good at drawing pigeons.

Dick: Yeah okay, that’s okay, for everyone their own means of coping with sleep. For you it’s just drawing pigeons. That’s fine. Pretty good though.

Tim: Yup. *drawing a pigeon*

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Batman (B): Jay, Dick, Tim, come to bunker 03.

Robin and I got the Fake.

Red hood (Jason aka dead Robin): Whoah Hey, a fake reputation is all a man has.

Nightwing (Dick): Did.. did you just quote tangled?

Red Robin (Tim): For once, Jason is actually not wrong.

Robin (Damian): How would you know, Drake.

Nightwing (Dick): Are we just ignoring the fact that Jason just quoted tangled???

Batman (B): …

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Nightwing: Hey Jay? Where is that joker vernatist guy?

Red Hood: Hm? Oh, I threw him down the bridge back there.

Nightwing: Jason! That is murder, you just broke the Rule!

Red Robin: No. That was trash disposal.

Red Hood: Thanks Timmy.

Red Robin: No problem trash bag number two.

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Just A Normal Patrol Night

Nightwing: What would you do if I got hit by a car?

Red Hood: Obviously being the one driving, I would get rid of the car. No questions asked.

Nightwing: Thanks jay..

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What would you do if I got hit by a car?

[ Tim Drake & Jason Todd ]

Tim Drake: What would you do if I got hit by a car?

Jason Todd: As being the one driving, probably getting rid of the evidence.

Tim Drake: You could just put my corpse in the trunk and set the car on fire.

Jason: Valid point.

[ Venom & Eddie Brock ]

Eddie: What would you do if I got hit by a car?

Venom: Eating a human barbecue.

Eddie: So instead of fixing me, let’s say hypothetically we weren’t able to stop the car, you would eat civilians?! What about the 'only bad guys' rule, Venom??

Venom: Car driver would never be found.

Venom: Hurting Eddie means death.

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Venom and Eddie chilling in a bar after the first movie, cause Eddie wanted to show his Parasite what alcohol is.

While Venom looks at the liquor in front of him, kind of fascinated, Eddie is thinking to himself...

Eddie: *Why can a woman kiss another woman but as soon as a man kisses a parasite/symbiont...*

Eddie: ...

Eddie: *Oh, Oh no bad memories.. drink! drink! drink! drink!!*

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Venom: I shall kill every little pathetic human! My race will Occupy this planet!!

*Eddie feeds Venom Tatertots*

Venom: ...

Venom: We shall keep our human for a while.

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Dick: How long were you up again, Tim?

Tim: What time is it?

Dick: 11:30?

Tim: What day is it then?

Jason: 10.06.2021, 11:30, sunny day with a high chance of rain.

Tim: Finally, a man with a concrete answer.

Dick: Do any of you actually sleep???

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Jason: I regret nothing.

Bruce: Because you don’t remember what you’re supposed to regret.

Jason: My fucking apologies. Try to remember every fucking detail of a life bevor your own death!

Bruce: Jason.

Jason: What? What Bruce?

Bruce: Just don’t eat Tim’s leftover pasta anymore, alright?

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Dick: *stubs his toe* Ah Shit!!

Tim: The cure for the pain is the pain.

- Rumi

Dick: What..?

Damian: He found a book of 'the most famous authors' in the library. Now he is using those quotes at every chance just to annoy me.

Dick: That actually explains a lot. Wait, but Tim, why are you quoting on me?

Tim: *Shrugging* I started it to fuck with Damian but actually ended up enjoying the quotes.

Damian: Shut up.

Tim: "Love me or hate me, both are in my favour...

If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart.

If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind."

- William Shakespeare

Damian: The second one sounds about right, except that I don’t waist my time to think about you.

Tim: I can wipe the tears in my eyes, but I can’t wipe the pain in my heart.

- Unkown Author