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[findcakeeatcake]

Me: talk dirty to me babe

Babe: someday we will own Genovia again and your face will be on a postage stamp

[nirnaetharnoediads-deactivated2]

The Durrells 1x02

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, March 31, 1956

[dankmemeuniversity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be smart for companies to release risky business ideas on April 1st. If people hate the idea they can just go back on their idea and just say “April Fools”

[fleece-deactivated20121011]

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

[unluckycharmxo-blog]

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

[findcakeeatcake]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[esdanielbarreto]

Experiemental photography  Painting with the light of the moon

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[arjuna-vallabha]

Holi at Vrindavana photo by KrisgHariharan

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[wvstedpotential-deactivated2024]

[melisica]

[aphrhodite]

Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being born today is like joining a round of Monopoly late so that all properties are taken already.

[gifyourass]

[ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy]

Cillian Murphy doing press.