carpe diem

mel ✰ // 25 // dumb as shit

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[unification]

BEBUS AWARE

[sacred-portal]

[panteneprovcommercial]

[rascalnikov]

pembroke college looks good during golden hour

[theehorsepusssy]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

when you hit 26 your only options are kill yourself or keep on living . this also happens everyday

[kosmogrl]

[sillywetkittenincardboardbox-de]

[everydaylouie]

the comforts of home

[fairycosmos]

hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years

[animatedtext]

[1anonyymous1]

okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please

[xxziggystardust]

[breadeddragons]

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

[the-awkward-turt]

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

[bunjywunjy]

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

[memewhore]

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[jane-vampeyre]

tomfoolery at an all time high

[internetwesley]

we are so fucking back baby

[greelin]

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be