I Dont Understand My Humour Either

My name is Jordyn, I live on the West Coast of Canada.

[thebootydiaries]

birds at 5 am: hmm.... u kno what i haven't done in a few hours.... scream

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[stars-bean]

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[goldring]

*checking my mood ring* it says im a fuckign dumbass

[chandra-nalaar]

i just went on r/incels to see if it was really that bad and it was actually pretty informative. i found out that women are all powerful beings and we control society by exploiting men for their money and their jobs, are NOT required to pay bills, and that we all make 50k a month on patreon. like shit why did no one tell me. i didnt even know i had a patreon

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elliehawking]

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

liar.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

[prokopetz]

I think a big part of the reason I love cryptids is that they’re literally the only subgenre of conspiracy theories where you can be reasonably assured it isn’t secretly about hating Jews. Like, when people talk about aliens or lizard people or sinister banking cabals, at least 80% of the time when you look up the foundational literature it’s a bunch of Antisemitic rot and “lizard people” is just a codephrase for “Jews”, but there are very few neo-Fascist whackjobs out there claiming that Bigfoot is Jewish.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

Like to bid Bigfoot “Shalom!”

Reblog to prepare him a kosher meal

[findingtiddies]

Most random memory just popped into my head. It was the summer of 2000, follow me by uncle kracker just came out, and I was at summer camp. I was 7, I had the guts to tell this 9 year old I had a crush on him and he tells me, “sorry I have a crush on Martha Stewart” and runs away.

[findingtiddies]

Lol my parents dislike me so much lmao! How for to cope and things?

[theyellowbrickroad]

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[nutsacktorturer]

the holy trinity

[genericrevenge]

@milloboi

[milooomilo]

3 of them

[catboywhimsy]

5 of them

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