Find Your Penguin

Hufflepuff // They/Them Pronouns // Always Tired // A miscellaneous collection of whatever's relevant to my life as I go about this great adventure, searching for my penguin.

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

*wears a gigantic t-shirt* the shape and size of my body is a secret :-)

[robitherat]

size: stellar

shape: perfect

[the-secret-life-of-kayelee-re]

Me and my friend Hades jumped a fence to climb a fire escape, waited out security for like 45 minutes, and finally were able to jump back (we didn’t get up the fire escape)

He’s safe, but where I’m at is illegal. Oh well 

[findyourpenguin]

Remember that time I wanted on top of a building so badly that I hopped an 8ft government fence? No? Well now you do

[findyourpenguin]

also we're dating lmao like nobody saw that coming

[findyourpenguin]

Guys. I did it. I found my penguin.

[alisonzai]

[gay-teedo]

This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen and it conveys an indescribable emotion

[fakehistory]

Homosexual Troops Launch Final Attack on the [Former] USA. (2018, Colorized)

[findyourpenguin]

I think finding out that you can erase and re-record an email was the best thing to happen to me as a semi-functional young adult

[valtsv]

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

[heartial]

vel·le·i·ty

/vəˈlēədē/

noun a wish or inclination not strong enough to lead to action.

[findyourpenguin]

I want the Thing but not enough to do anything about it

[sun-flower-siren]

EVERY PERSON

EVERY SINGLE PERSON

WHO REBLOGS

WILL BE GIVEN A SUPER HERO/VILLAIN NAME

AND THEIR USELESS SUPER POWER

IN THEIR ASK

[the-secret-life-of-kayelee-re]

Me and my friend Hades jumped a fence to climb a fire escape, waited out security for like 45 minutes, and finally were able to jump back (we didn’t get up the fire escape)

He’s safe, but where I’m at is illegal. Oh well 

[findyourpenguin]

Remember that time I wanted on top of a building so badly that I hopped an 8ft government fence? No? Well now you do

[itsnotpronouncedgina]

If a Russian dictator procrastinates is he Putin off the work or just Stalin for time? 

[itsnotpronouncedgina]

This stupid joke that I made when I was stoned will probably hit 10k before 2020 and that makes me more and more disappointed in myself every day

[sweaterszn]

tag urself as a student type

coffee: always frantic, has a crammed schedule, never stops consuming caffeine, will agree to go to a party even if they have a six a.m. shift the next day

bujo: organized, likes to makes lists and keep track of things, plans outfit the night before, stresses when they get a grade less than a B

oops: stopped caring in the third grade, somehow manages to get okay grades, never studies, kind of lazy, would eat Waffle House at 3 in the morning

sweatshirt: is trying as hard as they possibly can, has to study and work hard for their grades, constantly stressing, has social anxiety, tries to do every extra curricular under the sun

aesthetique: probably vegetarian or vegan, has a “mom jean” 80′s aesthetic, glorifies local cafes, wants to live in Europe, always wants to cut their hair

gothique: black clothes only, still stans my chemical romance, uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism, desperately wants some tattoos, likes the black lipstick look but too shy to do it

[glumshoe]

Will I ever find a hair product that can actually hold my hair in place for the entire day? I don’t know. This “high hold” bullshit is anything but.

[findyourpenguin]

@glumshoe As a hairdresser I can completely back this up eXCEPT theres one product by Paul Mitchell called Freeze And Shine, it's a hairspray and I have literally sprayed styles with it and walked that head of hair through a storm with tornado winds and ducking hAIL and it. Did. Not. Budge. I like to spray the hair while its damp to do fingerwaves and pincurls and when it sets its sculpuresque and I fucking love it but you cant spray anything dry unless you're certain because it wILL NOT UNDO. It was made in the 80s for Punk London and liberty spikes and it's the shit, my friend

[sllpy]

[findyourpenguin]

Am I gay or do I want to be this attractive?

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[deadmugen]

money for school pls

[psychedelicfelon]

Issa comeup

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

[blogitaway]

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[guiltygirl]

@ god…. why would u make me so full of love but so bad at loving

[findyourpenguin]

you gotta love before you learn to do it well