D.A.R.E dropout

♡ Nate ♡ he/him♡ queer ♡ 22 ♡

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[kaijuno]

I mean

[sunnyleech]

They call me mister sweats through his binder

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[prairiedeath]

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[sunnyleech]

My car got stolen and recovered in the same hour this morning 😎👍

[sunnyleech]

If i had not walked out the door for work when I did to see the guy take it and him SEE me see him I do not think I would have gotten my car back. He dumped it in an apartment parking lot down the street from me, no damage and nothing stolen besides one of my keys (i got them changed so he cant use it again). Anyways, dont be like i was, always know where your car key is, remember your license plate # so you dont have to call the license office to give it to the police. And Uuhh I love you<3

[sunnyleech]

My car got stolen and recovered in the same hour this morning 😎👍

[gondwana]

I do what the sativa tells me to

[dragongirlbunny]

[e53363]

[eleganceiseternal]

I drank 9 cocaine u faggot

[yallstar]

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

[yallstar]

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[goobersplat]

Some 1980s Soda Stickers

Sorry if the Kmart sticker is annoying, I thought it was kinda cool, but if you’re a big Mountain Dew or Diet Pepsi free fan you’re probably disappointed lol.

(Image ID: 1980s puffy soda stickers. From left to right: Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Diet Pepsi Free, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi Light, Pepsi, Mountain Dew Logo, Pepsi Logo, and Pepsi Free)

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet