Live.Love.Literature

Welcome to the library of my mind. Shit, that sounded a bit philosophical...

[mishasminions]

[bluesilktie]

“Here. S'for you.”

“What’s this, Dean?”

“A rock. Wan’ you t'have it, ‘cause it’s got blue innit, like your shirt.”

Epilogue:

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Based off of this ask I sent snowprincecas: 

I just want a de-aged fic where Cas and Dean are reverted back into toddlers via ~magic~ and Cas is still the same age mentally because his angelic awareness isn’t connected to his vessel’s brain, but Dean has the mind of his 3-year-old self and Sam has to tote them everywhere like an awkward single dad and Cas keeps weirding out strangers because he has the vocabulary of a grown man instead of a child and Dean has a little kid-crush on Cas and brings him gifts, like cool rocks he found… ;___;

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[janeauste-deactivated20191213]

Mary finds John attractive when he’s being violent and Sherlock finds him attractive when he’s saving lives thank you for coming to my TED talk

[findyourselfintrenzalore]

Demon Dean: I'm a demon now, and I'm feeling rebellious.

*parts hair differently*

[culverton]

*record scratch* *freeze frame*

yup that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I got in this situation

[jon-lox]

sherlock, walking down a school hallway holding a notebook to his chest: see this nerd following me everywhere? his name is greg….i think.

sherlock, eating cereal while mycroft slaps him on the head: ugh. that’s my brother mycroft. he’s interning for the government this summer.

sherlock, on the bleachers staring wistfully at the sports field: this guy? well that’s john watson, hot shot jock and the man of my dreams.

sherlock, breaking the 4th wall and shrugging: and me? well, i’m just….sherlock.

[the-7-percent-solution]

Series 4, Episode 3 Scene 1

It’s a quarter to midnight. A loud, sharp noise jolts Molly awake from where she’d fallen asleep on her sofa. She glances around the room looking for her cat, Toby. He’s curled up at her feet, ears pointed and eyes wide. Apparently he wasn’t what made the noise. Another thud causes Toby to dart off the sofa and Molly to turn down the volume of the television.

She carefully stands up and pads softly through the flat. A creak in the floor down the hall causes Molly to freeze in her tracks. She’s breathing loudly. Swallowing, she opens her mouth to form a question but she’s interrupted by three firm strikes against her front door.

One. Two. Three.

Molly nearly topples backwards. She regains her footing, reaches for a kitchen knife, and slowly, very slowly, walks to her front door. A scrape of metal against metal indicates the lock is being opened from the outside. The door creaks. Molly drops the knife, shaking, desperate for air.

“Hello dear,” says a familiar voice.

He stands in the doorway, tilting his head left, cracking vertebrae one by one. His eyes drop to Molly’s legs, his gaze pinning her in place. Looking back up her body through dark lashes, the right half of his mouth twists into a dangerous smile.

“Miss me?”

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***Theme song***

[theunworthy-elevator-blog]

Since I want you to all be happy, here’s some dorkybatch to make your day just a little bit brighter :) 

Part 1

(gif and photo credit goes to all owners)

Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

[formerprincewille]

Benny baby

[ellatroubadour-blog]

Cumberbatch isn’t one for dwelling or moaning, though: today is a better day, and he’s pretty sure he won’t get a Retrafta. A Retrafta? “It’s something Martin and I made up. Where you act so badly, they come and take your Bafta off you.”

Benedict Cumberbatch, The Times (via ellatroubadour)

[pjaksjsksjsksjajjsjsjsjsjsj]

18 year old Regulus Black willingly drinks a torture potion and dies alone in a cave so that some day, someone will be able to defeat Voldemort.

Horace Slughorn (albeit reluctantly) shows Harry a part of his past he’s kept hidden for years, even from himself, which is a key part of defeating Voldemort.

Narcissa Malfoy looks Voldemort, a man who is not only notoriously evil but also has the ability to READ MINDS, right in the eye and lies to him for the chance to save her son.

Andromeda Tonks’ entire family is killed at the hand of her own sister and some other death eaters and she still finds the strength to go on and be a guardian to her orphaned grandchild.

But Severus Friendzone Snape, that’s the “brave Slytherin” Harry chooses to name his kid after. Ok, sure.

[johnwatso]

mary: neither of us were the first, you know

us:

[the-7-percent-solution]

Oh my god. Middle names being a metaphor for one’s sexuality…. John not comfortable with his…. with anyone knowing his… and Sherlock literally going by his middle name from the beginning…. and Sherlock’s mouth filled with cigarettes as he’s trying to figure out John’s middle name…. John bringing it up when Irene gets too close to Sherlock…. fuck me uuuuppppp

[loveinthemindpalace]

OH MY GOD!!

[ashjkkaajklsjksk-deactivated202]

WHAT THE

[newtkins]

this is the definition of hell

[supernatural-hobbit-detective]

[the-7-percent-solution]

Whoa

[signoftjlc]

When John tossed that usb in the fireplace that was kinda dramatic like he could have just literally handed it back to her I mean it’s a usb u can still use it for other things what if it was like 32gb

[signoftjlc]

The real reason Mary started crying

[fallingstarcas-blog]

I just want Dean and Cas to be dating and then some nice old lady to realize they’re a couple and ask them how they met and before Dean can stop him, Cas says completely seriously. “I found him in hell. I gripped him tight and raised him from perdition. He was heavier than I’d anticipated”. And then Dean just

[marauders4evr]

Okay but technically all of the purebloods were related to one another right? So in a weird confusing way, Harry is also a descendant of Salazar Slytherin.

And I mean seriously they spent all of Chamber of Secrets building up the plot-twist that Harry could talk to snakes and then he’s in front of a giant snake and it’s all, “Oh, no, you can’t talk to it, it only obeys me.”

What kind of lost potential is that?

Like just imagine this twelve-year-old kid racing through the pipes and the Basilisk is following him and he just trips and curls up into a bawl and the Basilisk is ready to strike and Harry just moans, “Don’t!”

And the Basilisk stops.

Because Harry can speak to it and since he really is probably Salazar Slytherin’s fiftieth cousin twenty times removed or something, the Basilisk listens. And she stops. 

And then maybe they have a conversation and Harry just sort of awkwardly asks her to follow him and they head back to Ginny. And Riddle’s furious but he says that it doesn’t matter because in a few minutes, Ginny will be dead and he’ll be back. And Harry just grabs the diary and chucks it at the Basilisk who chomps it between her teeth and swallows it, destroying it and the spirit.

So Harry wakes up Ginny and they tell the Basilisk that she can’t attack people anymore (she never wanted to to begin with) and the snake happily curls up inside the statue.

And Harry ended up saving the day not with his connection to Gryffindor but with his connection to Slytherin.

And then, a few years later, an exhausted Harry opens the Chamber of Secrets and unleashes the weapon in the Battle of Hogwarts. And Voldemort has to look on in horror as he’s defeated by Salazar Slytherin’s own “weapon”.

[findyourselfintrenzalore]

someone: are you ok?

me: i'm fine

me in my head: did you guys hear the one bout Sirius Black and Flitwitck's little bruvva? So. Flitwick's little bruvva's walking down the streets of london, and Sirius Black? he's in this storm drain. dressed as a clown. And he's like "oh, Flitwick's little bruvva! down here in this storm drain! It's ME, a CLOWN!" And Flitwick's little bruvva's like, "yea chap? whatcha want?" And Sirius Black is like "Ohhhh, Flitwick's little bruvva! You gotta get down here in this storm drain cause you're! missing! out! we got a C A R N I V A L down here! We got loads of cotton candy and balloons!" And the kid practically flips, he goes "....... /i gotta get down there/. that sounds like a right. TREAT. that does!" so he reaches down his arm, right? but Sirius Black... he grows these mad teeth... AND HE BITES THE KID'S HEAD OFFFFFF!!!! and two days later? that kid died.