[conditionalclause]

has this been done

[curseofjulia]

he would like to have a chat with you

(x)

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[kaddyssammlung]

pasi.hansecore

[thecrispier0nion]

what if a Ghost's eye was just a human eye. what then

[thecrispier0nion]

my horrible son

[thecrispier0nion]

he's looking for the hoes, you fool

[justme--48]

27

[justme--48]

27

[treetoppss]

watching lotr. happy pride to frodo "release him or i'll cut your throat" baggins and legolas "you would die before your stroke fell" greenleaf

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[wartornrequiem]

motionless in white videos (27/?)

–if love is pain, then twist the blade

R.I.P. (feat. Skylar Grey) (+) DECADES (2026)

[saintbowie]

thank you x10000 to @wendi-g0 for this absolutely delicious commission of Cecilia and Frater Imperator 🙂‍↕️

[wendi-g0]

A pleasure 🥴🔥

[catchymemes]

[makahitaki]

[aquilacalvitium]

[willgrahamscock]

Thought crimes of course aren’t real but uh. We know those aren’t just thoughts anymore once you’ve posted them publicly, yeah?

Then they’re just crimes.

sure, fictional crimes since nothing happened and no one was hurt. should we put the fictional handcuffs on? "sorry, you wrote about murder which is illegal, go spend 20 years in mind jail"

[lustcannibalism]

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

[biglawbear]

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders

[foxglovepetal]

i miss them 😓