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this is really what supervising kids is like

Okay but when I was at my parents’ house last I was talking to my mom about my wedding plans. I mentioned that the ushers and groomsmen would escort mothers/grandmothers to their seats immediately before the ceremony. I told my mom she could have my brother escort her or someone else could escort her if she preferred.

And my dad is across the room an he’s like “WHAT. WHAT. Why does he get to escort her? She’s my wife, I wanna escort her! I love my wife and I want to do it!”

And my mom is just like “Tom you’re the father of the bride you literally escort the BRIDE.”

And he was like “oh. right.”

Like literally got so caught up in loving his wife juice he forgot the most important job a father traditionally has at a wedding.

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this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?

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Close the goddam door.

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

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Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

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every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

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Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

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I hope there’s an afterlife if ONLY so Freddie can see this kind of huge fuckin love for his work

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Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise.

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Love that he managed to get the exact right pose that she ended up in! That’s a real good little brother mimick right there.

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September 1st

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Happy 10th Anniversary to A Very Potter Musical and its brilliant creators, Team Starkid!

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Dan Howell has come out…. Happy pride!!

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[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

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Michael Cordero deserves better

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When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

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Panic! At the Disco // I Write Sins Not Tragedies but the lyrics are whatever pops into Brendon’s head

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i found out that Black Friday 2013, Cards Against Humanity had an “Anti-Sale” with increased prices, and still had a sales spike and maintained its best-selling status on Amazon. (x)