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hcrryes:

“D'you ever just think about Helen of Troy and get quite angry, because everyone treated her like rubbish? I don’t know, mate. I studied the Trojan War back in secondary school and the whole time I kept wonderin’ why everyone blamed her for the war. The face that launched a thousand ships my ass. It was Agamemnon and Menelaus.” Harry shakes his head, laughing, realizing he might just be talking nonsense to the other. “Just, ancient women aren’t too far off from our modern day women. Just a thought.”

That’s still happening today, but yes. She was treated kind of shitty. In history, women were the easiest to blame, I guess, so that shit went down. I don’t think it’s going to change anytime soon, at least not completely. Women are slowly making progress, and it’s great to see, but sometimes, I feel like we still like in the bloody Dark Ages.

#( chats )#( chat | harry )

xcamimendes:

Nah, that just makes me want to keep you around. There’s nothing creepy about leading me to pizza, beer, party, or whatever I wanted. You’re my new best friend, pal. Aw, you’re sweet, thank you. I’ll be blushing up a storm before you know it if you compliment me. Don’t worry, new best friend, I’m going to find you a pizza job.

Alright, good. I’m always scared about coming off as some creepy ass dude, who lives in his mother’s basement. Which isn’t true, because a) I live here and alone, and b) my parents don’t have a basement. I think we should both try this pizza venture, we could work it!

#( chats )#( chat | camila )

lizzolscns:

“Who knew I had so much stuff? I think I deserve a break – anyone know of a good place to eat and grab a cup of coffee?”

Bloody hell, all my favourites are here! You know, if you’re in need of a ruggedly handsome Brit to help you unpack, I NOAH GUY.

#( chats )#( chat | lizzie )

text | SHAKEYOURBODY

Emma: Aw. You okay, bud?

Emma: If it's any consolation, otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't float away from one another

Emma: That always makes me feel a bit better about the world. And the Supergirl fandom, I imagine

Rahul: That I did know, but thank you for reiterating it for me. I needed that.

Rahul: Yeah, bloody mental, the lot of them!

#( texts )#( text | emma stone )

jerlrenner:

Well she’s probably picked it up from some of the guys on set, she’s a sponge that soaks up everything. It was a bit shocking. I was speechless at first. I’m calm now but at first it was a very stern talking to while making it clear that she shouldn’t even be interested in boys till like years down the road.

Kids tend to be like that though, don’t they? Like sponges, I mean. Kids, though, they never learn.

#( chats )#( chat | jeremy )

text | SHAKEYOURBODY

Emma: Look at you, again with the pop culture references that I don't understand

Emma: HOLY. SHIT.

Emma: ... What happened?

Rahul: ...You don't want to know.

Rahul: They're all so salty.

#( texts )#( text | emma stone )

xcamimendes:

Depends. Will you lead me to pizza at the end of the day? If I’m going to be following you around you need to at least have some food on the table at some point. I’m not making the same mistake twice. You think? Wow. He’s really living his best life. Maybe we should all take a pizza job in Monaco.

I would lead you to any pizza, beer, party, or whatever you wanted. I hope that doesn’t sound creepy or anything, but you are beautiful. I think so, I would be down for that life.

#( chats )#( chat | camila )

xcamimendes:

I followed a guy around the streets today because he looked like a pizza delivery guy. I realized I couldn’t remember the last time I had pizza and there he was looking all… pizza guyish? What was I supposed to do? I thought he would lead me right into a pizza place but noope. Turns out he was just on his way to the golfing range. So, to make myself not look like a creepy stalker, I obviously had to start hitting some golf balls and I’ve learned that I have a pretty good swing and now I have golf friends. How was your day?

I’ve been told I look like a pizza guy, you’re more than welcome to follow me around the streets of Monaco, if you want? Maybe he was just a pizza guy, who earns a decent wage, and can go hit around some balls in his free time. This is Monaco, after all.

#( chats )#( chat | camila )

jerlrenner:

Well Ava has officially caused the first over protective dad panic attack. We were walking down the street after taking a quick trip to the mall and Ava saw this little boy walking with his mom. I thought nothing of it until she tugs on my hand and looks up at me with the most serious of faces and instantly says “daddy he has a cute butt. I wanna get to know him.” Umm sorry Ava but you’re four and you can just focus on your barbies, you don’t need to worry about boys until you’re like fifty.

Bloody hell, that’s a bit intense for a four year old, isn’t it, mate? I wouldn’t even know where to start if my daughter ever came out with something like that. How did you react? You sound so calm!

#( chats )#( chat | jeremy )

svlenas:

A chopper? How exactly did the chopper come about in all this? Did you have a super glamorous landing, where you walked off the helipad, flicked your hair, and kept going like the bad bitch you are—because let me tell you, if you didn’t, that was one missed opportunity. It’s absolutely lovely here, I think that your hellacious flight was worth it all in the end. It’s a pleasure to meet you, I’m Selena.

A chopper, yes. My entrance here rivalled anything Beyoncé could pull off. But, actually the lost my suitcase, and then my damn cap blew away. But, now I’ve seen the place, I’m definitely thinking it was all worth the bloody hassle.

#( chats )#( chat | selena )

text | SHAKEYOURBODY

Emma: Look at you, again with the pop culture references that I don't understand

Emma: HOLY. SHIT.

Emma: ... What happened?

Rahul: I feel like I embrace pop culture quite well.

Rahul: That fandom are batshit crazy! Stay away from them!

#( texts )#( text | emma stone )

text | SHAKEYOURBODY

Emma: You're a little bit strange, aren't you, Rahul?

Emma: We're going to get along very well

Rahul: I am, you're right.

Rahul: But hey, I'll take it, I know I can't be weirder than the Supergirl fandom. HOLY. SHIT.

#( texts )#( text | emma stone )

text | SHAKEYOURBODY

Emma: Bloody hell, indeed. I feel exactly the same way

Emma: Ugh, exhaustion. Let me guess, you were out in the real world?

Emma: Well, let this be a lesson to you, SHAKEYOURBODY

Emma: Stay inside

Rahul: I didn't introduce myself, I'm Rahul.

Rahul: No, trying to find my suitcase...

Rahul: I'm shaking my body!

Rahul: ...I read that wrong.

#( texts )#( text | emma stone )

text | SHAKEYOURBODY

Emma: Oh, yeah, dude. That's how you know it's real

Emma: I'll give you a hint! Starts with 'Emma', ends with 'Stone'

Emma: Go on, guess

Rahul: I'll take it.

Rahul: Bloody hell, Emma Stone!

Rahul: It's a good thing I'm exhausted and haven't had a beer, because this could have been embarrassing.

#( texts )#( text | emma stone )

So, after what seemed like a mammoth flight -it was two hours from Heathrow, and then another few minutes in a chopper- I’ve arrived in Monaco. And, bloody hell, it’s nice here, isn’t it? Anyway, I don’t think I’m ever going to travel with bloody EasyJet again, they can be a bunch of cocks, can’t they? But, onto less pressing matters, I’m Rahul, but if you really feel like you must, you can also call me Ravi.