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Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Matt suddenly seems to remember that the vast majority of soldiers he's come across have tried to kill him. And therefore that randomly yelling in the hopes one specific person will respond is kind of NOT a good idea.

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

Walking on a leg that just got grazed with a bullet a few minutes ago is. Probably not fun. Good thing Matt's a bit too lazer-focused on getting revenge to care... much. He is limping a little. But he's also being quiet this time, at the very least.

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

... well, if they're leaving, no reason to leave these two behind. Matt shoulders the two conscripts and runs after Betty.

HEYYY! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!

(Betty suddenly takes a right)

Right it is! Ack, don't drop the Gatling-

Matt might not be in the BEST shape, but at least he's trying!! Cut him some slack.

(Betty starts going southeast as some exit signs come into view)

That was... kind of embarrassingly easy, but alright! Matt'll take it. He keeps following Betty.

(Betty stands at the door that the exit signs point to)

Alright!! About time, frankly. I was getting a bit sick of this place.

Matt walks to the door and opens it.

Well, you coming?

(Betty climbs back onto Matt’s shoulder)

mrevilvillanplotman-official

...I know we're not on good terms right not but BACK THE FUCK OFF THAT IS NOT MATT'S MOD. @probably-ireless is the real one. This one doesn't have the dash. We haven't caught it until now because they blocked us.

…

I’ve been fooled. WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND I HAVE INFORMATION!

may I tell you the information?

at this point just go for it

So I don’t remember why but they dmed me and I can’t access dms anymore because the account got deactivated but I remember that they agreed with kingpin’s accusations being false and having no proof. I find this strange considering they are impersonating Matt I had more but I can’t remember it.

hmmm. probably just to keep up the act of being Olive but thank you anyways, any evidence is good evidence. the dming checks out- he dmed another person too and also tricking them

Oh! And they were quite passive aggressive about any mentions of you.

that checks out. if you remember any other details please mention it

they were also a bit passive aggressive to me as well now that I look back on it. But only after they learned I was the Hellen mod.

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

... well, if they're leaving, no reason to leave these two behind. Matt shoulders the two conscripts and runs after Betty.

HEYYY! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!

(Betty suddenly takes a right)

Right it is! Ack, don't drop the Gatling-

Matt might not be in the BEST shape, but at least he's trying!! Cut him some slack.

(Betty starts going southeast as some exit signs come into view)

That was... kind of embarrassingly easy, but alright! Matt'll take it. He keeps following Betty.

(Betty stands at the door that the exit signs point to)

Alright!! About time, frankly. I was getting a bit sick of this place.

Matt walks to the door and opens it.

Well, you coming?

(Betty climbs back onto Matt’s shoulder)

mrevilvillanplotman-official

…

I’ve been fooled. WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND I HAVE INFORMATION!

may I tell you the information?

at this point just go for it

hmmm. probably just to keep up the act of being Olive but thank you anyways, any evidence is good evidence. the dming checks out- he dmed another person too and also tricking them

Oh! And they were quite passive aggressive about any mentions of you.

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

... well, if they're leaving, no reason to leave these two behind. Matt shoulders the two conscripts and runs after Betty.

HEYYY! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!

(Betty suddenly takes a right)

Right it is! Ack, don't drop the Gatling-

Matt might not be in the BEST shape, but at least he's trying!! Cut him some slack.

(Betty starts going southeast as some exit signs come into view)

That was... kind of embarrassingly easy, but alright! Matt'll take it. He keeps following Betty.

(Betty stands at the door that the exit signs point to)

Alright!! About time, frankly. I was getting a bit sick of this place.

Matt walks to the door and opens it.

Well, you coming?

(Betty climbs back onto Matt’s shoulder)

mrevilvillanplotman-official

…

I’ve been fooled. WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND I HAVE INFORMATION!

may I tell you the information?

at this point just go for it

Meowww..ehehhh

Meow : '3

' Miau ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ!!

cricketcollector

Ehhh... Meow

a-veryreal-princess

" (⁠=⁠｀⁠ェ⁠´⁠=⁠)! "

( Meow!! )

Chirp!

(meow!)

doodle-tu4ever

Meowww..ehehhh

sams-home-33

Meow : '3

voiceinthewall

' Miau ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ!!

(Chirp!)

Handmines don't normally get tripped over. Whoever tripped over Betty right now must be real preoccupied. Or stupid. One of the two.

Well, it's a non lucid. So it's probably the latter. Some twitchy one with a piece of paper in its hand. Looks decently terrified aobut what it just tripped over. Probably doesn't realize that it's Betty and not one of the hostile ones...

!!!!

-Commando

(Betty chirps at you seemingly annoyed at getting tripped over)

(she writes in the dirt)

“watsh wer yoh r gohig”

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

... well, if they're leaving, no reason to leave these two behind. Matt shoulders the two conscripts and runs after Betty.

HEYYY! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!

(Betty suddenly takes a right)

Right it is! Ack, don't drop the Gatling-

Matt might not be in the BEST shape, but at least he's trying!! Cut him some slack.

(Betty starts going southeast as some exit signs come into view)

That was... kind of embarrassingly easy, but alright! Matt'll take it. He keeps following Betty.

(Betty stands at the door that the exit signs point to)

Alright!! About time, frankly. I was getting a bit sick of this place.

Matt walks to the door and opens it.

Well, you coming?

#I’m not really on the best terms with moss right now #I don’t think me talking to them would be a good idea #I’m pretty sure they still hate me #It’s nothing to serious though #I’m pretty sure I just apologized to much

(Betty climbs back onto Matt’s shoulder)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

... well, if they're leaving, no reason to leave these two behind. Matt shoulders the two conscripts and runs after Betty.

HEYYY! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!

(Betty suddenly takes a right)

Right it is! Ack, don't drop the Gatling-

Matt might not be in the BEST shape, but at least he's trying!! Cut him some slack.

(Betty starts going southeast as some exit signs come into view)

That was... kind of embarrassingly easy, but alright! Matt'll take it. He keeps following Betty.

#Betty only knows how to make sushi since both her and minesweeper like it

(Betty stands at the door that the exit signs point to)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

... well, if they're leaving, no reason to leave these two behind. Matt shoulders the two conscripts and runs after Betty.

HEYYY! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!

(Betty suddenly takes a right)

Right it is! Ack, don't drop the Gatling-

Matt might not be in the BEST shape, but at least he's trying!! Cut him some slack.

#Betty has her ways #and she likes salmon nigiri because it’s small and no heat is required so even she can make them

(Betty starts going southeast as some exit signs come into view)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

... well, if they're leaving, no reason to leave these two behind. Matt shoulders the two conscripts and runs after Betty.

HEYYY! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!

#Other than gunpowder Betty’s favorite food is sushi specifically salmon nigiri

(Betty suddenly takes a right)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

Ohh, you wanna hang out with me instead!! Gotcha. TOTALLY fair, I AM awesome. ^^

... and lost. Though. So If you could find the exit, maybe-

#Considering how powdery gunpowder is they would probably snort it #I guess that’s the drugs that Betty was doing

(Betty runs off to the south, it seems like you should follow her)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

Wait, that wasn't a happy noise. Aw, what's the matter?? Something wrong?? Don't be sad...

#I really like the headcanon that handmites eat explosives #They can probably eat other things too but bombs just taste the best

(Betty chirps twice at you before crawling over to your leg and grabbing onto your calf which an ion grip)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

Oooh! Yay!! Thank you, Betty!! :D

Matt flashes Betty a grin and starts unspooling the rope.

I'll make this quick. Then we'll go find Minesweeper, yeah? You've been very patient.

#Betty is going to enjoy a nice five star meal of c4 and vodka with a bit of gunpowder on the side

(Betty chirps sadly for some reason)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

Ooh, really?? Can you show me??

Matt crouches down to let Betty hop off his shoulder.

#That vodka isn’t for minesweeper #now don’t tell anyone I told you this #but it’s for Betty

(Betty hops off before crawling into the tent coming out a few seconds later dragging a spool of rope)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!

bayonet is stunned by the unexpected wack)

Overkill's better than underkill! Whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack.

...

Okay!! ^^ Let's see. Is there anything around here to tie these two up with? I don't really wanna go take em with us right now...

#That “again” is sending me #That implies that Betty keeps doing it #minesweeper take care of your kid/pet

(Betty chirps seemingly knowing where something to tie them up with is)

A ruffled college kid walks into Minesweeper's tent, looking more than a little confused. He spots Betty on the table and gives her a little wave.

Uh... hi! Is there someone else supposed to be in here? i was hoping I could ask for directions... 8'/

-Matt

I thiiiiiiiink you're the same mod as the Eyes guy???

Anyway part two of Matt gets lost in the warzone... /silly

@probablyireless

(Betty chirps at you before hopping of the table and walking up to mat and “nodding” seemingly a yes to his question)

(Ooc yep eyes nod here!)

Oh you're friendly! Oh! Hi! :D

Matt stoops to give Betty a little scritch scratch.

That's a relief. I've met a couple of things that look like you that tried to blow me up. I'm glad you're not one of those.

(Betty emits a sound like a purr from the scriches before writing in the dirt)

helo mi behty

Woaaaaaaaah, you can WRITE??? 80

Matt gawks for a moment.

Well- hi Betty!! My name's Matt!! How're you???

(Betty writes)

eym ghod

(Betty chirps at you before writing again)

Yooh frehnd

Yee!

Matt practically squeals.

I am ABSOLUTELY a friend. How could I NOT be to someone like you?? That'd just be plain cruel. And I am many things, but cruel is NOT one of them. B]

yoh se myenswepr?

(Betty after writing crawls over to one of your legs before sitting on your shoe resembling a cat loafing)

AWWW- uh, what?

A moment's pause. He's a little slow. Don't blame him.

Minesweeper...?? Don't think so. I guess I don't know what Minesweeper looks like. I saw a jangly dude with a bunch of metal things if that helps!! ^^

(Betty “stands” back up before crawling back over to the dirt)

Whe goh fihd myenswepr

(Betty crawls back over to your leg crawling up your leg and torso till she reaches your shoulder grabbing on to it)

Hey, wha- 8'/

Matt starts to flail, but then gives up. Lets Betty clamber on up. Ratatoille-looking ass.

O...okay! Uh. What do they look like?

(Betty hops off your shoulder before drawing a picture of minesweeper, Betty then proceeds to climb back onto your shoulder)

Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Funny hat. Big stick thing. I can find that guy, I think!! ^^

Matt determinedly struts out of the tent. He probably has no idea where he's going, but at least he's on a mission, right??

(Betty chirps before leaning to your left a bit it seems Betty wants you to go that way)

A bit awkwardly, Matt veers in that general direction.

Miiiiiinesweeeepeeeeeer? Where aaaaaare you...????

(you see another tent in the distance though between you and if there are some more soldiers and the like seemingly haven taken notice of you from you calling out)

Oooooooooh shit. Okay. Uh. You can. They're not gonna attack me if you're with me, right...??? 8'|

(Betty chirps though you can clearly tell she is trying to say “you idiot” based off vibes alone)

(the two soldiers run at you once they get closer you see that it’s a bayonet and a gatling, with the Gatling firing four shots at you but only one grazes your side the other thee missing)

OW-

Something hardens in Matt's eyes even as he ducks and runs for his life.

Oh, that guy's going to Hell. >:/

(you hear the bayonet and gatling chase after you as a rifle bullet hits your leg)

(Betty chirps before leaning to your right seemingly wanting you to go that way)

Well, considering Betty probably knows her way around better than Matt does...

Hissing through his teeth, Matt veers right.

(you find yourself behind a wall of sandbags and the moment you are out of the line of sight of the soldiers they seemingly lose interest in you)

(Betty hops off your shoulder before writing in the dirt)

yoh idut

Matt peeks out from behind the sandbags, seething and completely ignoring what Betty's writing.

Their object permanence canNOT be this bad. Am I seriously gonna have to go AFTER them?? C'mon, they have guns! That's not fair!!!

(Betty crawls back over to you before running into your leg to get your attention, she points towards her writing)

yoh idut

Matt, now somewhat annoyed, brushes Betty away.

Yeah yeah yeah. Minesweeper can wait. Those guys are gonna pay.

(Betty crawls back onto your shoulder before chirping happily)

You're... okay with this! Okay! Glad we're on the same page.

Matt returns to glaring at the two soldiers.

Now how to get around them... >B/

(you see the two soldiers wandering back to their original positions)

(Betty stays quiet)

... ah. If I could sneak behind that tent...

...

Hang on tight, Betty!! We're going on an adventure!! ^^

(Betty chirps seemingly meaning “yay”)

... how long this will last is less clear. The tent is quite far away, after all...

(Betty also stays quiet trying not to alert anyone)

(the two soldiers don’t notice you)

One step at a time. One step at a time. One step at a-

Alright, that's a liiiiiittle boring. How about more of a quick scuttle. That works. Aaaaaaall the way to the tent, carefully now...

(the two soldiers don’t notice you but are seemingly suspicious of someone being near them)

Matt reaches the tent and creeps around it, pulling out his baseball bat. Oh yeah. Yup. This guy's getting creamed. Juuuuuust. A liiiiittle biiiiiiit. Faaaaaaartheeeeeer-

WHAMMO! Gatling gets a metal bat to the head!!

(bayonet instantly takes notice of you firing a few shots off at you)

Yeek-

Matt ducks back behind the tent. Can he. Hm. If he really runs, maybe he could. Run around the back? Really fast? Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN-

SURPRISE! SNEAK ATTACK! Bayonet gets the bat!!!